Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star

Less than two weeks after the Chicago Bulls were bounced from the NBA playoffs -- one of their star players was already on the rebound ... with a topless chick in St. Barts.

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Cameras spotted 6'11" Joakim Noah -- the one with the crazy, frizzy hair -- puttin' a full court press on some smokin' hot woman rumored to be his GF.

Playoffs? What playoffs?!

FYI -- Joakim Noah is perhaps responsible for the greatest celebratory dance in the history of sports -- click here to watch. It's amazing...

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31. God dont give them any press, obviously they love it, or she would not do something so degrating.. Plus they are fake... So move on...

Posted at 12:44PM on May 14th 2009 by Kristi

32. Nice flotation devices.....

Posted at 1:02PM on May 14th 2009 by floaters

33. He's gross looking, she looks ridiculous. Nothing sexy here

Posted at 1:17PM on May 14th 2009 by EWWWWWW

34. I SEE THE JEALOUS FAT BIT^HES ARE ALIVE AND AWAKE ON THIS BOARD.....

Posted at 1:14PM on May 14th 2009 by Uptown

35. FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT IT WAS JOAKIM AND MISS CALIFORNIA!!!!

Posted at 1:15PM on May 14th 2009 by UptownRazorback

36. OH GROSS! How I loathe fake tits. YUCK.

Posted at 1:16PM on May 14th 2009 by CaliGirl

37. Oh, & before you say I am a fat hater, I have real tits and I am HOT. I just prefer natural titties. So much nicer.

Posted at 1:18PM on May 14th 2009 by CaliGirl

38. I guess they don't need floatation devices in cae of drowning.Those implants will do the trick!

Posted at 1:37PM on May 14th 2009 by Teri

39. I'd rather be a "FAT CHICK-"---at least it's not false advertising. #17 and all of you "boys" who expect real women to look like that will be disappointed and will problaby die alone in your basement bacholar apartments.

Posted at 1:51PM on May 14th 2009 by Observer

40. Loved him when he played for the Florida Gators. As ugly as he is, he was always a ladies man in Gainesville!

Posted at 3:37PM on May 14th 2009 by Gator Girl223

41. Who cares about her boobs? Implants are nothing new and neither is rich guys liking them. She's hot so move on! My problem is with "CRAZY" and "FRIZZY" Just because it's not thin, straight, white and flat ironed. When will TMZ get a clue and realize that beauty stretches far beyond the botox injected peremeters of Hollyweird.

Posted at 2:59PM on May 14th 2009 by EboneezLeggz

42. Why do women show off bare implants? Hello, they look like TUMORS!

Posted at 3:03PM on May 14th 2009 by Nauseated

43. Are you sure it isn't his mother?

Posted at 3:20PM on May 14th 2009 by R.Zimmerman

44. Round of applause to TMZ for another insult to black and biracial peoples' racial characteristics. If black people grow their hair out , it's "crazy" and "frizzy." If we put a weave in it, we're fake.

Posted at 4:09PM on May 14th 2009 by Womanizer

45. This guy is nothing more than a C-list player on a B-list team. He is an insult to all NBA starters. He will always be a mediocre player because he didn't go into to NBA for the love of the game. He's there for the money and fame that goes with it. The sooner he is sent packing from the Chicago Bulls, the better the team will be. Oh, and the chick he is with is not white, you dumb asses. She is from South America, IDIOTS! Keep your racist attitudes where your heads are. Up your asses.

Posted at 4:33PM on May 14th 2009 by CCC

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