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Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star

5/14/2009 1:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Less than two weeks after the Chicago Bulls were bounced from the NBA playoffs -- one of their star players was already on the rebound ... with a topless chick in St. Barts.


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Cameras spotted 6'11" Joakim Noah -- the one with the crazy, frizzy hair -- puttin' a full court press on some smokin' hot woman rumored to be his GF.

Playoffs? What playoffs?!

FYI -- Joakim Noah is perhaps responsible for the greatest celebratory dance in the history of sports -- click here to watch. It's amazing...

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31.

Teri    

I guess they don't need floatation devices in cae of drowning.Those implants will do the trick!

1951 days ago
32.

Teri    

I'd rather be a "FAT CHICK-"---at least it's not false advertising. #17 and all of you "boys" who expect real women to look like that will be disappointed and will problaby die alone in your basement bacholar apartments.

1951 days ago
33.

Gator Girl223    

Loved him when he played for the Florida Gators. As ugly as he is, he was always a ladies man in Gainesville!

1951 days ago
34.

C_IL    

Why do women show off bare implants? Hello, they look like TUMORS!

1951 days ago
35.

R.Zimmerman    

Are you sure it isn't his mother?

1951 days ago
36.

Womanizer    

Round of applause to TMZ for another insult to black and biracial peoples' racial characteristics. If black people grow their hair out , it's "crazy" and "frizzy." If we put a weave in it, we're fake.

1951 days ago
37.

Black Power    

This guy is nothing more than a C-list player on a B-list team. He is an insult to all NBA starters. He will always be a mediocre player because he didn't go into to NBA for the love of the game. He's there for the money and fame that goes with it. The sooner he is sent packing from the Chicago Bulls, the better the team will be. Oh, and the chick he is with is not white, you dumb asses. She is from South America, IDIOTS! Keep your racist attitudes where your heads are. Up your asses.

1951 days ago
38.

Anthony    

Dont' hate on Joakim. He's a genuine guy from a pretty unique background. He really cares about winning and he's a fun dude. Just please quit hatin'. And I know that girl he's in the picture with, she's from Chicago and she's very hot. Works at a few clubs.

1951 days ago
39.

Antonio    

His hair isn't frizzy, he's a black man. Are you going to comment on his dark complexion as well ? Moron.

1951 days ago
40.

The Truth    

Love that picture of stud Joakim. I am sure his stud father Yannick is proud and hapoy to see him enjoying himself with a very pretty girl. I'm sure his beautiful mom (a former Miss Sweden) is happy to see her son has excellent tastes like his father. The haters be damned! They're so jealous of his good looks, his celebrity, talent and wealth they can't help themselves. Poor souls, their ridiculously stupid rantings reveal low they are.
Have fun Joakim, you deserve it after a fantastic showing in the series against the Celtics. That steal and dunk in a three-point play that won game 6 will forever live in memory.

1951 days ago
41.

Terri    

Thats what is great about America...we have the FREEDOM to do what we want with our bodies if we so choose! Yes, some do go a little overboard and get oversized boobs or get addicted to plastic surgery. But it's time we women stop hating on other women! If you like your body all natural, great! But dont degrade another women who choose to enhance her assetts or get back what she used to have prior to kids.
To the person who said its "false advertising": implants are more real than the women who do the real false advertising w/ pushup bras, waterbras, silicone cutlets stuffed into their bras, etc. At least her breasts are still there when she takes off her bra! At least a man knows what he's getting when he sees her across the room. Nothing more disappointing than to think a woman has a nice figure and pretty, then when she unwraps herself, she goes from a perky 34C to a saggy 34A! And the next morning you dont even recognize her b/c all the makeup is off.
Dont put another woman down by calling her fake if you put on makeup, wear pushup bras/waterbras/stuff your bra, wear Spanx, fake fingernails, colored contacts, bleach your teeth, color your hair, get extensions, etc

1951 days ago
42.

C_IL    

"...pushup bras, expensive clothes, makeup, teeth whitening" enhance, not add something. However, to each their own. I just hate it when the women go topless. You might have an idea of implants, but nothing confirms it like seeing them uncovered. And, it's gross!

1951 days ago
43.

L.S    

They float.. how tacky

1951 days ago
44.

annie    

OK, NICE REALY FAKE LOOKING PLASTIC RAFTS SHE HAS. NO THANKS, I'LL KEEP MY PRETTY,SMALL ,NATURAL BREASTS AND LEAVE THE FREAKS TO LOOK JUST LIKE, WELL, UGLY FREAKS.

1951 days ago
45.

engadgeteer    

Aw, men that's the reward of getting out of the playoffs. Knocking up some other "balls" out of the court.

1950 days ago
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