John Mayer's Lipstick Jungle

John Mayer's a smart guy ... he's good at math. He knows, even if Jennifer Aniston is hotter than any two women combined, that if he bags 14 chicks in one night ... who needs Friends?

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Mayer, and his ridiculous celebration dance, flaunted his big score last night outside of My House.



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31. I thought he was frickin hilarious! All these comments just show how uptight people are these days not being able totake a joke. Celebrities walk straight past a papparazi and they get bashed for being tools. John Mayer's out having a good time and making fun of all the attention he gets and its the same thing! Lighten up!

Posted at 12:17PM on May 17th 2009 by :::

32. It's all in fun people, please get over yourselves. Enjoy life today because tomorrow isn't promised. Thanks JM for the great laugh, but your dancing needs work and Carl signing on the spot awesome job!

Posted at 12:25PM on May 17th 2009 by Spica

33. What a discusting douche bag. Nasty pig needs to say no to drugs.

Posted at 12:30PM on May 17th 2009 by TJ

34. This loser need to get lost. I can stand him.

Posted at 1:06PM on May 17th 2009 by Carry

35. His brother is just as funny and adorable as he is. Thanx for the laugh guys.

Posted at 12:35PM on May 17th 2009 by he he he

36. This narcissistic attention who re don't write music. Everything about him is a sham. He is so desperate for attention.

Posted at 12:53PM on May 18th 2009 by Jim

37. I think it's Amy Winehouse. Somebody need to catch this a$$hole and throw him in rehab. Since he is to out of it like Amy to know he needs rehab.

Posted at 12:48PM on May 17th 2009 by Cami

38. J Aniston, should be emmmbbbarresseddd of that COMPLETE GOOOFBALLLL. Are there no real men in that TOWN worth DATING???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted at 12:41PM on May 17th 2009 by Goose

39. We need more people like John Mayer and his family!

Posted at 12:52PM on May 18th 2009 by Spica

40. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

I'd rather be at home with ray
I ain't got seventy days
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr Hathaway

I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

The man said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
so I always keep a bottle near'
He said 'I just think your depressed,
this me, yeah baby, and the rest'

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know

I don't ever wanna drink again
I just ooh I just need a friend
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
have everyone think I'm on the mend

It's not just my pride
It's just 'til these tears have dried

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go



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Posted at 12:56PM on May 17th 2009 by Say YES YES YES John.........

41. He reminds me of a young George Clooney. A decent looking, full of himself, prankster.

Posted at 12:55PM on May 17th 2009 by Sera

42. I agree this piece of t#rd is just like Winehouse. Look how TMZ's laying on his behind. He must still be in their pocket.

Posted at 1:25PM on May 17th 2009 by Cami

43. This guy cant live without the cameras, he would just do anything! Lameeeee! Grow up! you are not even funny dude!

Posted at 1:10PM on May 17th 2009 by luca

44. Thanks TMZ, classic!!!

Posted at 1:19PM on May 17th 2009 by Spica

45. This guy is such a pig it's even a wonder that any female would want anything to do with him. What was Jen thinking? This guy is a total loser that even his music sucks!

Posted at 1:22PM on May 17th 2009 by TI

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