Paris and Doug -- Cops Back Tinkerbell Story

16. 11. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast - where as I eat roadkill & trash, because I'm a closeted gayyyyboy.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful - In opposite land. In reality, she's a whore.
Tinkerbell is a cute dog - Actually, anything associated with pearASS is ugly. It's a rat in a dog suit.

Baby Gayyy-rilla

Posted at 2:29PM on May 17th 2009 by 800 lb Gayyyy-rilla

17. Take a look at her hands and feet sometime. They are freakish. Her feet are around 11" long. The only other woman I have seen with flippers this big is Ali lohan. They both should become barefoot water skiers.

Posted at 3:38PM on May 17th 2009 by The Truth

18. DianaRay19:
Registered Republican right?
I guess you and the Hilton's have something in common.
You middle class tighty-righties!!
You hate the poor,and envy the rich,and are more
morally bankrupt and corrupt than either!

Posted at 3:47PM on May 17th 2009 by ypestis

19. Tinkerbell didn't die locked in the closet and forgotten about like her other dogs and found by the maid like Ted Casablanca's column said? I guess just like her other dogs, they're only trotted out for photo ops and she has no idea where they are the other times. Almost 30 and still brainless and useless.

Posted at 3:53PM on May 17th 2009 by Paris has herpes

20. Hey, this guy is a total pussy. I know him and he has a little penis.

Posted at 4:46PM on May 17th 2009 by who in f is doug reinhardt

21. I've never heard of this Doug Reinhardt. Can't Paris find someone famous these days? She really is a has been.
Make her go away!

Posted at 4:52PM on May 17th 2009 by who is doug reinhardt

22. A minor leaguer? How freakin' pathetic is that? She is one desperate tacky sleezoid.

Posted at 5:04PM on May 17th 2009 by Paris eats dumn flakes 247

23. this does not look like paris blond yes but look at her face just something about this it funny

Posted at 5:10PM on May 17th 2009 by nikki

24. Oh no nikki, this is paris alright. Poor thing has to wear flats so that she won't tower over her loser boyfriend. You can tell it's paris from those enormo feet.

Posted at 5:17PM on May 17th 2009 by porn for paris

25. She bores me to tears.

Posted at 5:25PM on May 17th 2009 by Just Me

26. It's time Paris Hilton's parents got her tested for different various physical and mental diseases. would never make Parent's Magazine. Aren't they tired of their daughter being the worst role model for teen girls, even though she's almost 30. Her BF, who ever he is, I never heard of him, told neighbors to expect ruckus because they now live near famous people.
Honestly, I feel sorry for her, she needs to know that the Lord who put her here on earth has bigger and better plans for her to do with all the wonderful resources he has given her. I think we should all have a Paris Hilton Day of Prayer and pray God let's her know He really does love her and would like her to start working for those less fortunate then her, as so many in Hollywood do or at least get their picture doing good for others. So much hunger, famine, abuse of woman in foreign nations,sickness , aids and never a chance for a future. Let's pray God Leads Paris to step up to the plate and stop partying and help the world. Let's pray her parents wake up soon, it's been almost 30 years that the girl has been doing whatever she wants to do just letting the world go by. And does she really thing she'll ever have a really sincere BF to want her and cherish her all the days of her life. Her parents have ruined her and her negative antics have got to stop.
Don't get so caught up that you miss St. Pete's gate and float right back down again. Rise up and do good and stop being so silly with all your silly clothes, handbags, perfume and big,big,shoes.
How come Larry King doesn't bother with you anymore. PARIS, DO SOMETHING NICE TODAY, SO NICE YOU'LL KNOCK YOURSELF OUT EVEN KNOWING YOU DID IT. REMEMBER THE GOLDEN RULE. YOUR TOLD LARRY YOU READ THE BIBLE BUT DIDN'T KNOW ONE BOOK OF THE BIBLE OR YOUR FAVORITE VERSE. SO, STOP ENJOYING YOUSELF BECAUSE IT'S WAY TO LATE AND YOUR PARTY IS OVER, GET INVOLVED WITH THOSE LESS FORTUNATE. AND, MAKE SURE YOU ARE INVOLVED INSTEAD OF JUST HIRING SOMEBODY TO DO YOUR WORK!

TMZ: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GOOD YOU WOULD DO IF YOU COULD GET PARIS AND HER GET ALL YOU CAN FOR NOTHING BF TO SEE THIS COMMENT. YOU WOULD GET AN AWARD FROM THE UNITED NATIONS OR AT LEAST LARRY KING. THANKS FOR LISTENING. NOW GET THIS COMMENT TO HER. I KNOW YOU CAN THAT'S WHY TMZ IS SO GREAT!

Posted at 6:23PM on May 17th 2009 by Rosie O\\\\\\\\\\\\

27. Look at what's his nuts, he's so damn happy just to get some attention. What a total douche.

Posted at 6:18PM on May 17th 2009 by suuuweeee

28. Just because they told that to the cops doesn't mean its true. If it was true...why wouldn't they let the police in? You'd think if this was really affecting Paris they would welcome the police so that the situation could be looked into.

They didn't let them in which gave them time to make up a story to CYA. Anyone who believes this is as dumb as the people who think that Paris doesn't already have a best friend.

Posted at 6:39PM on May 17th 2009 by regankrueger

29. throw this bitch back in jail...and don't seperate her from the lezbos this time either!

Posted at 7:52PM on May 17th 2009 by BigTimeHater

30. Shut the f**k up Rosie! YOU ARE A COW! When I'm partying I'm making money, it's work.

The prank caller actually said Rosie O'Donnell ate Tinker Bell. Of course I believed it. Rosie looks like she ate an entire kennel.

Screw you you STALE TACO EATING B*TCH!!

Posted at 8:30PM on May 17th 2009 by Paris H.