Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.
Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.
16. She must be the nastiest kisser!
Posted at 6:22PM on May 21st 2009 by QueenOfTrashin
17. Jean Claude looks hot. Nice package!
Posted at 6:29PM on May 21st 2009 by RL
18. Van Damme looks excited watching Paris and borefriend sucking face. Is that a banana in his pants or is he just happy to see Paris?
Posted at 6:34PM on May 21st 2009 by hamilTonyan
19. hey, you retards. they are not in the same vicinity. tmz is just comparing the "disturbing" aspect of both these photos to each other. jcvd is not watching paris and her dippy suck face.
Posted at 6:35PM on May 21st 2009 by i still hate retards
20. 20 years later and I'd still attack Jean Claude. I'd swallow up that bulge in no time flat!
*GULP!*
Posted at 6:36PM on May 21st 2009 by Frankie
21. Dear retards, why do you still hate?
Posted at 6:47PM on May 21st 2009 by we know !
22. Man, that is one NASTY, NASTY btch. I'm SO glad she's WHITE. And look at the HANDS on that freak, they look like fkn' OVEN MITTS.
Posted at 6:54PM on May 21st 2009 by Donald Ray
23. you already know that mouths been EVERYWHERE!!! gross...
Posted at 8:17PM on May 21st 2009 by akerockstar
24. LOOKS LIKE PARIS HILTON'S NEW BOYFRIEND WELL GET THE HERPES VIRUSE SOON FROM HER
Posted at 7:10PM on May 21st 2009 by DAMON
25. Dear "I still hate retards"...
First of all, what a disgusting name, you've basically told the world the type of person you are. Second of all...everyone knows the two pictures are not in the same vicinity...that's the joke...DUH!! It's called sarcasm, but apparently you're only in to abusive humor.
I'm totally against abortion, but I wish your parents would have considered it.
Posted at 7:21PM on May 21st 2009 by Duh
26. Jean-Claude is packing.Impressive.
Does her boyfriend realize where that tongue has been previously? EEEEUUUU!!!!!
Posted at 7:36PM on May 21st 2009 by Sapphyre
27. Hope she took her valtrex!
Posted at 9:07PM on May 21st 2009 by valtrex
28. on you tube & here jean claude always has a BONER
wtf is up w. that?
Posted at 8:10PM on May 21st 2009 by leah
29. There is nothing disturbing about VanDamme - WOW! He is the total package!
Posted at 8:01PM on May 21st 2009 by Liat
30. paris hilton makes me want to kill myself and strerilize every human on earth so we never have another one of her again
va loan
Posted at 8:07PM on May 21st 2009 by kjkj8444
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