Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.
Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.
31. At least he is packin she is just a nasty herpes invested hoe that has been rode more times than the subway.
Posted at 8:34PM on May 21st 2009 by Karen
32. Doug says, "Mmm Paris's tongue tastes like Rick Solomon's junk!"
Posted at 8:05PM on May 21st 2009 by HARVEYLEVINS_DICKBLOOD
33. Oh noes!, JCVD in his 'draw'rs"
Posted at 4:31AM on May 22nd 2009 by Sugah-babe
34. paris hilto look like a dog in heat
Posted at 8:21PM on May 21st 2009 by jolany
35. jean claude is in terrific shape and he certainly is packing ! totally works for me.
Posted at 8:25PM on May 21st 2009 by el polacko
36. Maybe Jean-Claude doesn't have a boner and that's his relaxed package state!!!!
Posted at 8:27PM on May 21st 2009 by Kitty Angel
37. Ew!! I DO NOT want to see pictures of people's tongues in each other's mouths! Who sticks their tongue out before their lips are even on the person's mouth anyway??
Posted at 8:29PM on May 21st 2009 by A
38. Paris looks like a Flapper in a porn video.
Posted at 8:31PM on May 21st 2009 by Janet
39. Paris and her latest boyfriend/publicity whore are staying in character,nothing new there.They deserve each other. But Van Dam,wow,I never knew he was so well hung.Nothing wrong with that AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 8:33PM on May 21st 2009 by Wanda
40. Have to wonder if Paris has any idea how totally stupid she looks? What a total moron. How disgusting!!! Oh well, you put two idiots together, and it's amazing what they'll come up with.
Posted at 9:09PM on May 21st 2009 by skhg
41. Duh/#24 - You wrote exactly what I was thinking.
Posted at 10:01PM on May 21st 2009 by K
42. i see Jean-Claude has been taking that half strength Viagra i prescribed. it's the stuff old men use so they don't pee on their toes.
Posted at 9:29PM on May 21st 2009 by dr. truman horntoad, md.
43. Paris' aggressively approaching tongue made me throw up in my mouth a little bit...but Jean-Claude is still hot for an older man and he can still shake the banana hammock.
Posted at 10:08PM on May 21st 2009 by Miss Miss
44. I met Paris once at a club, she had the worse breath ever, I seriously thought I was going to to throw up.
Posted at 9:49PM on May 21st 2009 by The real Cleveland-West_Side
45. To #42 Paris had penis on her breath.
Posted at 10:00PM on May 21st 2009 by we know !
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