Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.
Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.
46. Maybe it was Van dammes
Posted at 10:02PM on May 21st 2009 by hamilTonyan
47. What does she plan on doing with her tongue....lick his nose??? Very disturbing and probably a candidate for worst kisser award....
Posted at 10:11PM on May 21st 2009 by BSP
48. van damme is smuggling grapes haha
Posted at 6:36PM on May 23rd 2009 by sheldon
49. maybe Van Damme is pulling a Tom Jones
Posted at 10:16PM on May 21st 2009 by hamilTonyan
50. Jean Claude looks awesome!! Paris on the other hand is just nasty
Posted at 12:46AM on May 22nd 2009 by kelc
51. God, she is such a waste of space!! She doesn't contribute anything, she doesn't do anything worthwhile, she needs to go back to jail for awhile!
Posted at 10:24PM on May 21st 2009 by imjustsayin
52. Jen Claude is still F-in hot!!! Great pic and his morning wood is wow!
Nice to see man candy,
Posted at 10:31PM on May 21st 2009 by tomcat
53. Who the hell sticks their tongue out like that? Every pic of her kissing shows that she has awful technique.
Posted at 10:29PM on May 21st 2009 by booya
54. Van Dam looks great and very well endowed!!!
Posted at 10:36PM on May 21st 2009 by Kim
55. besides the boner, what's wrong with van damme? he looks great. and i go out with my boxers all the time. just for a short while out front to get stuff and feed my outdoor cat.
Posted at 11:00PM on May 21st 2009 by aj
56. Paris looks like a dog licking its balls.
Posted at 11:11PM on May 21st 2009 by avoidz
57. I just through up in my mouth!
Twice
Nice bean bag douche bag!
Posted at 11:20PM on May 21st 2009 by djgodmother
58. i thought she had herpes? but yet guys keep kissing her, wow!
Posted at 11:52PM on May 21st 2009 by john jones
59. paris and whats-his-name, this looks like a horror movie still...The unsuspecting guy, and the desperate monster in a flapper outfit. She knew the camera was on her, and she decided to BIG KISS her fella, to show us how it's done. I can just imagine all over North America, people are trying this move out on each other. While walking around the house in their underpants.( Van Damme, what a nice looking man..).
Posted at 3:10AM on May 22nd 2009 by Paris, Could you spot me a few bucks till payday?
60. There's also another disturbing thing in this festival it was skeleton angelina jolie.... and this WTF dance of Tarantino( I was just wondering if he smoked something illegale)
Posted at 11:57PM on May 21st 2009 by Shirlaine D.
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