Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.
Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.
61. very nice Jean-Claude :)
Posted at 12:58AM on May 22nd 2009 by SAM
62. Jean Claude van DAMN, what a package
Posted at 1:40AM on May 22nd 2009 by John
63. I bet Paris' mother and father are just sooo proud of their classy daughter. Seriously. what a CLASS ACT.
Nice lazy eye, too.
Posted at 1:26AM on May 22nd 2009 by Binlerce Dansoz Var
64. As usual, Paris ALWAYS posing with her ugly headbands that went out of date in the 1940's. She looks like a flapper girl and calls herself a Barbie. So tired of her!
Posted at 1:52AM on May 22nd 2009 by Robert007
65. Vomit in mouth???!! I just vomited on my lap... Paris Hilton needs a lesson in kissing! I am thoroughly disgusted... YUCK!
Posted at 1:52AM on May 22nd 2009 by Rixi
66. vandamm looks tank!
hilton on the other hand looks like slobberin dirty slut doing that in public
Posted at 2:12AM on May 22nd 2009 by hottiettt
67. Van Dammes package is fake, He's either stuffing it or he has a Semi-half-hard-on here.....I know cause I've seen a nude picture of him, and it ai'nt all that.....
Posted at 2:19AM on May 22nd 2009 by Biff
68. Who *begins* a kiss with their tongue out?
I mean, it looks like he's leaning forward to whisper something to her, and she's trying to lick something off his Adam's apple...
Posted at 3:31AM on May 22nd 2009 by Hope
69. The photo of the open fish mouth almost caused us to vomit but the one of jean Claude perked us right up again!
Are there nude photos of Jean claude? Also, was everything inside that nice basket real?
Posted at 12:54PM on May 22nd 2009 by Mrs Patrick Campbell
70. Wow! Who in the hell but 13 year old horny boys kiss like that? That is wrong! JC looks damn good for his age and he is packin! Not a fan of his movies, but not bad JC... not bad.
Posted at 5:57AM on May 22nd 2009 by Zaine
71. Van damne looks great!
If you look close at Paris tongue, you can see little herpes virus jumping host from her mouth to her lovers
Posted at 7:19AM on May 22nd 2009 by Weezi Jefferson
72. Paris Hilton we all know is a douche bag. The real issue here is her boyfriend. He's in need of therapy, really.
Posted at 7:32AM on May 22nd 2009 by : they are two assholes on a camel
73. PARIS: 'tha's right baby, let me lick your face!!'
Posted at 7:46AM on May 22nd 2009 by ElBueno
74. Paris is such a disgusting girl...why all the attention?????
Posted at 7:59AM on May 22nd 2009 by Cricket
75. Jean -Claude has one nice package. Next time, find a pic of him nude.
Posted at 8:52AM on May 22nd 2009 by Aretharey
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