Disturbia: Van Damme vs. Hilton

Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.

Jean Claude and Paris Hilton

Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.


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91. I'm so grossed out by this woman that the very idea of staying at a Hilton hotel makes me sick.

Posted at 1:32PM on May 26th 2009 by Eloise

92. jean claude looks disgusting and gross. Doug is hotter then he could efver be. and paris is just having fun and she loves doug and its none of your buisness how they kiss. doug isn't complaining. he loves it. she's kissing him not you! stfu!


really you think jean is hot? we'll all of you look as hot as he does!! disturbing....

you like jean cause that is as good as you can get.. ugly people from texas like you will never get a man like doug! He's too good for all you..

so stop being sad and jealous cause you all know the truth.

Posted at 6:31PM on Jun 1st 2009 by BeautifulPrincessHilton

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