Orlando & Miranda -- In the Navy

16. Nothing more hilarious that obese, anonymous woman blog commenters raling on the physical appearance of a young Victoria's Secret model and an actor who's studly enough to land her.

Good God you fat chicks are worthless. Get a life.

Posted at 5:45PM on May 22nd 2009 by Morons

17. Damn boat pole!!!

Posted at 5:50PM on May 22nd 2009 by djgodmother

18. Nothing more hilarious that obese, anonymous woman blog commentators like AHHHH! and beth563 railing on the physical appearance of a young Victoria's Secret model and an actor who's studly enough to land her. Good God, you fat chicks are worthless. Get a life.

They are on a yacht in Cannes, and you pathetic losers are squatting on your fat keisters making yourself feel better by attacking the beautiful people and throwing cinnamon rolls down your gizzards.

Pathetic!

Posted at 5:51PM on May 22nd 2009 by Jenny Craig

19. Classless whore! Showing off her body wearing next to nothing. Skank. We can see her cootchie with a little bit of imagination..... LOL

Isn't that what the church bitches here usually come up with? Where are they?.

Posted at 6:04PM on May 22nd 2009 by Tina

20. 15. So, nobody noticed that Orlando has a gut and is bordering on man-boobs?

Posted at 5:31PM on May 22nd 2009 by beth563

I noticed it and was about to comment on his left one. WTF is that? I hadn't even noticed the "skinny ass" on the girl yet lol I was too busy trying to figure out why Orlando has a deformed man boob. I guessing thats some optical illusion though.

Posted at 6:13PM on May 22nd 2009 by puddintang

21. No offense to him (no one's perfect), but he kinda looks like someone who tried to beef up and didn't do it right. He's got some pecs now but then he also added a whole slab of fat in his belly area. This is why, if you're cute and thin, you might wanna just stay that way and not give into pressure to gain weight. Just enjoy being skinny.

Posted at 2:47AM on May 23rd 2009 by Chris

22. they are so cute!!! =D

Posted at 6:50PM on May 22nd 2009 by Naiara - Brazil

23. They are a nice looking young couple. Yes, I am a big fast chick and I no I am not jealous. We all can't be thin and beautiful.

Posted at 6:50PM on May 22nd 2009 by Sally

24. looks like shes rubbing her nice but against the post

Posted at 7:10PM on May 22nd 2009 by hamilTonyan

25. She's bordering on concentration camp victim. And he's got a serious pad of fat going on.

Posted at 8:16PM on May 22nd 2009 by toodles

26. Even with a little bit of a gut Orlando is still hot! But I miss his beautiful hair.

Posted at 7:53AM on May 23rd 2009 by Granite Sky

27. she looks good. Sounds like some of you are jealous

Posted at 9:36PM on May 22nd 2009 by .

28. miranda has her thong bottoms on backwards, orlando has more boobs than she does.... I didnt know he liked lil boys!

Posted at 10:38PM on May 22nd 2009 by ex laxs

29. Where is her ass? It's as flat as a pancake. She has no muscle tone in her legs, thighs or arms,, it's obvious she dosen't work out. She has the figure of a twelve year old boy. There is nothing beautiful about a bag of bone.

Posted at 12:11AM on May 23rd 2009 by jc

30. Man boobs , gut and deathly pale. No rear, deathly pale. Wow, yeah, how lucky they found each other !

Posted at 12:22AM on May 23rd 2009 by Meli