Susan Boyle Shocks ... No One, Advances
Just when you thought Susan Boyle's 15 minutes were up...
Breaking news: she's just been voted into the next round of Britain's Got Talent.
Apparently the 100 gazillion YouTube views of Susan singing "I Dreamed a Dream," and her friendship with Oprah weren't enough to convince producers to cancel the show and just hand Susan the crown.
Boyle will now perform on a live show later today -- making that one song for every 1000 weeks she's been famous.
