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Beer Box Bandit

The Ultimate Head Case

5/26/2009 5:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.

DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!

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Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.

Beer Box Bandit: Click to watchUPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.

Anyone think he was actually packing?

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16.

Buck Farack    

LMAO - how friggin CLEVER! This moron could think this up and then doesn't have the brains to get the REAL loot? LOL

1912 days ago
17.

Geraldo    

Im giving him 9.5 for Creativity and Stupidity

1912 days ago
18.

Wow    

TMZ asked if anyone thought this man was really packing. When you're alone in a convenience store in the middle of the night, you have to assume he does have a gun. If you don't and you're wrong, you could lose your life. It's easy to smugly speculate when it wasn't you.

1912 days ago
19.

PHILME    

Wanted-MAN...it should say WHITE MAN....funny how they don't wanna print that...

1912 days ago
20.

Ron    

Ok, Number 1 it is not a guy, the body type and size would be consistent with a "latino" homegirl, much like the stop-n-rob clerk is. The movement, stride, also are indictive of a woman, alone with the arm size and make up. The clothing is consistant with lation chubby wear also. And what "guy", crook or not, has a lime green towel at his disposal. Maybe a hand under the coat, pocket but a green towel covering a strick-give me a break.

1912 days ago
21.

Here 4 Beer    

Hey buddy, save some smokes for me!

1912 days ago
22.

Emergency Broadcast System    

Yep...seems this guy's a couple beers short of a six-pack.

1912 days ago
23.

Sara    

Give me nine packs of marlboro menthol lights one hundreds in a box... ...b!tch... hahaha

1912 days ago
24.

The world is going to hell.    

I smoke a lot when I drink too.
At least he/she is recycling that beer carton.

1912 days ago
25.

lady in lincoln    

I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. I had just read this article online in our local newspaper. I clicked on TMZ's website, and this was the most recent piece posted. It is beyond funny. I too think this is a woman.

1912 days ago
26.

carolinagirl    

That is a woman.

1912 days ago
27.

hdolan    

woman

1912 days ago
28.

PEPSI Generation    

Meeting tonite at the capital building

1912 days ago
29.

wasted days and wasted nights    

Just think of all the people who are gonna dress up like this cat for Holloween. Who are you gonna be this year? Why, the Beer Box Bandit, who else?

1912 days ago
30.

Terry    

Good idea President Obama raising those cigarette prices!

1912 days ago
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