WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.
DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!
Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.
UPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.
Anyone think he was actually packing?