Jose Canseco showed off his newly created punch-and-run technique during his Mixed Martial Arts debut last night in Japan -- and needless to say, it didn't work at all.
Canseco fought the superhuman-sized 7'2" 330-pound Hong Man Choi at the Dream Super Hulk tournament in Yokohama -- which mercifully ended after ONE MINUTE when Choi mounted the old "Bash Brother" and beat him to a pulp.
Unfortunately, they don't make a steroid that turns you into someone with fighting ability.
TMZ Sports5/26/2009 1:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jose Canseco Gets Slugged in MMA Debut
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Too damn funny Canseco sure can run LOL maybe he should take that up as a side line
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Toofastforyou you're SECOND AGAIN and nobody gives a sh**. Want a little gold sticky star?
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I'm not one to pay for view any farce type fight such as this one. Yet, I would certainly pay to see Jose Canseco fight Roger Clemons. They would have to agree to train and roid up for at least 11 weeks. The roid part would not be too much of a deal breaker for either one. They are both about the same size and weight, and after 11 weeks of roiding up, just imagine the rage in the cage once the bell rings. The hype leading up to the fight would be easy. Roger would be fumming about Jose ratting out all of his co-roid users. I was going to suggest Alex Rodriquez versus Jose, but Alex is just a prissy/diva boy, and would never want to get hit any place on his face. The cost should be around $1.99 per view for todays economy, and for what the fight would be worth.
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I've heard of "stick and move", but "dodge and run" must be a new style
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Thats how most people fight Hong Man Choi. You have to gtf out of the way. If you KOed him and he fell on you, you would be out to.
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In the fight with Danny Bonaduce, Jose is coverd in tats! In this latest fight, he barely has any tats! Does takin more roids make ur tatoo's disappear..just sayin!
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What a brilliant move, start your fighting career against a giant that is experienced in this type of fighting. Now I'm sure a sure a pro fighter of Canseco's size could take advantage of Choi's size and lack of mobility. But not a 40-something ex-ballplayer in his first fight!
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Obviously, Jose blew the multi-millions of dollars he made as a baseball player. Now he resorts to circus stunts in the fighting ring. Should of saved your money, Jose.
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Jose is a lil biotch,,,, run like a little f.a.g my sister could beat jose's ass.
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