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Jose Canseco Gets Slugged in MMA Debut

5/26/2009 1:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jose Canseco showed off his newly created punch-and-run technique during his Mixed Martial Arts debut last night in Japan -- and needless to say, it didn't work at all.

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Canseco fought the superhuman-sized 7'2" 330-pound Hong Man Choi at the Dream Super Hulk tournament in Yokohama -- which mercifully ended after ONE MINUTE when Choi mounted the old "Bash Brother" and beat him to a pulp.

Unfortunately, they don't make a steroid that turns you into someone with fighting ability.

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1.

Jason    

whoa

1790 days ago
2.

artie help    

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and he's hot.

1790 days ago
3.

superchunk    

hahaha. tough way to earn a buck.

1790 days ago
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Trooper Tom    

Too damn funny Canseco sure can run LOL maybe he should take that up as a side line

1790 days ago
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UGGGGHHH    

even roids couldn't save JOSE.

1790 days ago
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rgdownes    

Toofastforyou you're SECOND AGAIN and nobody gives a sh**. Want a little gold sticky star?

1790 days ago
7.

RACEHEAD    

He should have taken more steroids,

1790 days ago
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Jomica Man    

I'm not one to pay for view any farce type fight such as this one. Yet, I would certainly pay to see Jose Canseco fight Roger Clemons. They would have to agree to train and roid up for at least 11 weeks. The roid part would not be too much of a deal breaker for either one. They are both about the same size and weight, and after 11 weeks of roiding up, just imagine the rage in the cage once the bell rings. The hype leading up to the fight would be easy. Roger would be fumming about Jose ratting out all of his co-roid users. I was going to suggest Alex Rodriquez versus Jose, but Alex is just a prissy/diva boy, and would never want to get hit any place on his face. The cost should be around $1.99 per view for todays economy, and for what the fight would be worth.

1790 days ago
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Boo Hoo    

I've heard of "stick and move", but "dodge and run" must be a new style

1790 days ago
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Def-idioms    

Thats how most people fight Hong Man Choi. You have to gtf out of the way. If you KOed him and he fell on you, you would be out to.

1790 days ago
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Dan da man    

In the fight with Danny Bonaduce, Jose is coverd in tats! In this latest fight, he barely has any tats! Does takin more roids make ur tatoo's disappear..just sayin!

1790 days ago
12.

Carl    

What a brilliant move, start your fighting career against a giant that is experienced in this type of fighting. Now I'm sure a sure a pro fighter of Canseco's size could take advantage of Choi's size and lack of mobility. But not a 40-something ex-ballplayer in his first fight!

1790 days ago
13.

Ken    

Obviously, Jose blew the multi-millions of dollars he made as a baseball player. Now he resorts to circus stunts in the fighting ring. Should of saved your money, Jose.

1790 days ago
14.

Alex G.    

Jose is a lil biotch,,,, run like a little f.a.g my sister could beat jose's ass.

1790 days ago
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KODIACK    

Canceco lol
"The great white hope"

pathetic!

1790 days ago
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