Cristiano Stomachs Devastating Loss
Cristiano Ronaldo and Manchester United didn't win today against Barcelona -- but thanks to this one shot of his ridiculous torso, drooling women (and some men) still do.
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Reader Comments
(Page 3 of 4) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments31. Look at the FLABBY LOVEHANDLES! Sissyboy needs to do a lot of situps, then get liposuction.
Posted at 7:29PM on May 27th 2009 by Soccer players are fags
32. Can anyone tell me why #21 didn't make it to last round? That Honey if HOT!!!!!!!!! Man, what I would give to be that pole!
Posted at 7:30PM on May 27th 2009 by Shmuk
33. BarcaLOVEIT!!!!!!
Posted at 7:31PM on May 27th 2009 by Jen
34. Agree with you completely #18! It does look kind of creepy, I agree he's a pretty man but still, he's just another guy. I'm a female & I wouldn't want him! I like a man with a little meat on his bones.
Posted at 7:32PM on May 27th 2009 by Just me
35. He's playing soccer? Are men playing soccer nowadays?
Posted at 7:45PM on May 27th 2009 by Cleveland-West_Side
36. Posted at 7:37PM on May 27th 2009 by Lame
Don't be lame. I do not think that the rest of the world did not get the memo that no one is supposed to mention the game until you get a chance to see it.
What would be really lame would be if I were to mention:
Eto scoring in the 10th-minute and Messi's 70th-minute header. Oh and Crynaldo got a yellow after the ref finally decided that all the elbows the princess was throwing, was not such a nice thing.
Posted at 7:46PM on May 27th 2009 by Carrie Prejean\\\'s Army
37. Apparently the west side of Cleavland has legalized gay marriage. I think Crynaldo like girls or acting like them or something.
Posted at 7:49PM on May 27th 2009 by Carrie Prejean's Army
38. He is fine i wish i had him 2 myself
Posted at 9:01PM on May 27th 2009 by Christianofan
39. What's so hot about that. He looks like he had botched lipo.
Posted at 10:15PM on May 27th 2009 by tellmeaboutit
40. Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Now why cant ALL men look like that! They want some 'P' then make us Purrr with a body like that! :)
Posted at 11:44PM on May 27th 2009 by Meow!
41. The haters are jealous. This boy is beautiful. And, being Brazilian, I'm sure that muscled triangle points straight down to a beautiful, big and real (that is, with foreskin) ween. Mmmmmmmmmm. Oh, sorry, I think I just fainted.
Posted at 1:22AM on May 28th 2009 by Jenn
42. Now that, my friends, is a body!!!
Posted at 2:00AM on May 28th 2009 by ah yes...
43. Two comments as follows: 1) Better wax job then what Jerry O'Connell had! 2) Message for comment #4/Carrie Prejean Army: Are you sure you're being biblically correct?
Posted at 8:36AM on May 28th 2009 by Illinois person
44. see britney!! look what you did!!
Posted at 8:52AM on May 28th 2009 by hot guy with roids
45. Man Utd got owned by Barca. Picked apart, destroyed. Given a footballing lesson. Incredible. It was like watching Superheroes vs men. Lionel Messi - The greatest player on earth.
Posted at 10:40AM on May 28th 2009 by ARRGGHHH
