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Drew Peterson Cracks Killer Jokes from Jail

Drew Peterson: Click to listen!How's this for disturbing: Accused wife murderer Drew Peterson called into Mancow's radio show this morning to -- get this -- try out a few of his new prison jokes.

Drew tried out his hysterically unfunny material by calling collect from the Will County jail in Illinois, where he's being held on a $20 million bond.

It kind of all makes sense if you think about it... comedians, like jailbirds, are used to a couple of rim shots every now and then.

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31. I want to see how many jokes he cracks when he's found guilty or when they ID the remains in the blue barrel as Stacey's. And for the love of God, who let this guy use the phone to call a radio station? Hopefully he'll go by way of Jeffrey Dahmer. That's the only way that big mouth will ever shut up and I bet the world experiences a temporary drop in atmospheric pressure when his ego departs.

Posted at 4:20PM on May 27th 2009 by Foghorn Leghorn

32. Someone told Joel Brodsky that having Drew call up with jokes would be a GOOD idea? Drew and Brodsky really need a different public relations team. This one's not working well.

Here's what I'm hoping happens:

The body is Stacey. It would give her family closure. They know she's dead, as horrible as that is.
Sociopath is charged with her murder, too.
Socio visits the nice courtroom with his bling, and exits after being found guilty of two murders.
And then he's free to make calls to Scott Peterson (instead of Mankow), where the two has-beens can discuss murders of wives and how sociopaths get to be confined men that no one cares about anymore.

Posted at 4:45PM on May 27th 2009 by Karma found Drew

33. Why give him so much popularity any way? He is not worth it. I'm sure that he won't be laughing or joking pretty soon, just give it time everybody. Wait 'till reality sets and he gets put in general population. We're going to be the ones to laugh then.

Posted at 5:06PM on May 27th 2009 by Charito

34. I agree that this idiot should not be given media attention. He is laughing and joking now, but give him a few days. Wait 'til reality sits and he get put in with the general population (hopefully he does) and he continues in jail. He won't be laughing or joking any more. I assure you. I hope we see this soon.

Posted at 5:29PM on May 27th 2009 by Charito

35. This loser will be laughing all the way to the lethal injection needle. I think the police have been collecting evidence against this guy for years and it finally caught up with him.

Posted at 5:22PM on May 27th 2009 by spikewebbe

36. this guy is a crap bag, nothing more, nothing less, he will get his. he makes me sick.

Posted at 5:36PM on May 27th 2009 by pattie in cali

37. This guy is a huge loser.. Hope he stays in jail....

Posted at 8:37PM on May 27th 2009 by BJ Rocks

38. what a total evil f*&ktard!!!! can't wait till that a#$hole rots in jail!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!! :[

Posted at 9:52PM on May 27th 2009 by Leann

39. I would like for his jailers to go postal on him and beat him severely with their nightsticks.....cops beating a retired cop. That would do a number on his cop ego. Certainly he deserves it. Break his bones. Beat him to a bloody unrecognizable pulp, and then blame it on other inmates.

After he is found guilty, he should be hung, and his body thrown to hungry swine.

Posted at 6:44PM on May 27th 2009 by Poopyhead

40. I didn't listen to the audio because I absolutely loathe that man and I don't want to hear what he has to say. I hope he gets exactly what he deserves in prison.

Posted at 6:55PM on May 27th 2009 by Tammy

41. toofastforyou......uh, guess you weren't as fast as you thought you were. First? How about EIGHTH?? Ha. So, you find Drew strangely alluring? We find you just....strange. Maybe if it was your sister who was found dead, or was missing, you wouldn't find him so 'alluring'.

Posted at 7:21PM on May 27th 2009 by Rita

42. This creep is the biggest scumbag that has ever walked this earth. I was so happy because they thought they found his wife'e remains in the river; but today it was determined to be that of a male. So now he sits in jail awaiting trial for killing his first wife and we can only hope justice will be served, but who knows these days. I can't wait to see this piece of garbage rot away.

Posted at 8:30PM on May 27th 2009 by donna

43. fer goodness sake! i should have gone to jail instead of joining a cult!! sounds like a relaxation vacation in comparison!

Posted at 9:52PM on May 27th 2009 by where do i sign?

44. Let him run his mouth; he'll hang himself. People w/egos like that always do. He won't be joking when his new cellmate/ girlfriend bends him over and introduces him to his new reality.

Posted at 9:26AM on May 28th 2009 by Marina36

45. I like your thinking Poopyhead.

Posted at 10:37PM on May 27th 2009 by Venom

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