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Lindsay Lohan Is Tow Up

Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.



LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?



Tags: ali lohan, lindsay lohan, maserati, samantha ronson, tow, towed, video

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16. WHORE

Posted at 4:47PM on May 28th 2009 by shes a ho

17. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF HEARING ABOUT THIS FRIGGING LESBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on May 28th 2009 by justsaying

18. Why do you guys at TMZ persist on posting garbage about these two fugly rug-munchers? Really, no one cares about these skanky sluts.

Posted at 4:50PM on May 28th 2009 by Reality Check

19. i hate this bitch...stop writing about her she's a waste

Posted at 4:55PM on May 28th 2009 by Ally314

20. I wouldn't quite call it a curse when what actually happened is that she didn't pay attention to street signs at a place she goes to all the time and should have known better by now.

Posted at 5:04PM on May 28th 2009 by Medley

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Posted at 5:05PM on May 28th 2009 by hollywood people r dumb

22. i think she went to Jack Nicholson's house that night for money. I'm not saying this to be mean but i bet they had sex and he paid her. i LOVE Jack and i feel bad for LL so i hope I'm wrong on this. the girl does have money but not like all these hollywood stars do. why would she go to his house? shes bringing all her drama all over the place. she is definitely not a California girl . shes all new york . she just doesn't fit in with the snobs in hollywood.
good luck LL i do mean that but stop making New Yorkers look so pathetic . YOU ARE NOT HOLLYWOOD!

Posted at 5:24PM on May 28th 2009 by new York would kick California's ass in a minute!

23. So typical for a Lohan.
You can take the whore out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the whore.

Posted at 5:21PM on May 28th 2009 by Haha

24. She is a nightmare.

Posted at 5:27PM on May 28th 2009 by computer consulting

25. What does it take to keep these two apart, a crowbar?

Posted at 5:48PM on May 28th 2009 by Lindays bruised and battered clit

26. OMG. How low can you sink.

A few years ago some hooker wrote a book titled "You'll never make love in this town again". And she stated in her book that Jack peeed in her mouth while she was servicing him at his mansion.

Posted at 5:48PM on May 28th 2009 by Xtina

27. Can everyone stop hiring this nut case. She will never get the help she soooooo badly needs until she hits ROCK BOTTOM. LINDSEY IF YOU ARE READIN THIS>>>>>>>GROW UP ALREADY YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:58PM on May 28th 2009 by Xzavia

28. DOES THIS SKANK EVER STOP EMBARASSING HERSELF..........AND WHO WOULD LOAN THIS DRUGGIE A MASERATI? CAUSE THEY ARE AS STUPID AS SHE IS......DUMB RUG MUNCHING SKANK.

Posted at 6:00PM on May 28th 2009 by SAM RONSAN HAS A SMALL PENIS..ER THATS A CLIT..CHANGED MY MIND

29. In a hurry to trade Fur with Sam was it worth it? YOu dumb crack head Ho Bag of $HIT

Posted at 6:19PM on May 28th 2009 by Bud

30. the car was loaned to her by a porn producer..

Posted at 6:25PM on May 28th 2009 by cindilou

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