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Lindsay Lohan Is Tow Up

5/28/2009 5:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.



LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?

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Rip M 2 Shreds    

Why do you guys at TMZ persist on posting garbage about these two fugly rug-munchers? Really, no one cares about these skanky sluts.

1792 days ago
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Ally314    

i hate this bitch...stop writing about her she's a waste

1792 days ago
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Carl    

I wouldn't quite call it a curse when what actually happened is that she didn't pay attention to street signs at a place she goes to all the time and should have known better by now.

1792 days ago
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1792 days ago
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its me    

i think she went to Jack Nicholson's house that night for money. I'm not saying this to be mean but i bet they had sex and he paid her. i LOVE Jack and i feel bad for LL so i hope I'm wrong on this. the girl does have money but not like all these hollywood stars do. why would she go to his house? shes bringing all her drama all over the place. she is definitely not a California girl . shes all new york . she just doesn't fit in with the snobs in hollywood.
good luck LL i do mean that but stop making New Yorkers look so pathetic . YOU ARE NOT HOLLYWOOD!

1792 days ago
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Anita    

So typical for a Lohan.
You can take the whore out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the whore.

1792 days ago
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sam    

She is a nightmare.

1792 days ago
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Tiger Tale    

What does it take to keep these two apart, a crowbar?

1792 days ago
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Anita    

OMG. How low can you sink.

A few years ago some hooker wrote a book titled "You'll never make love in this town again". And she stated in her book that Jack peeed in her mouth while she was servicing him at his mansion.

1792 days ago
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Michelle    

Can everyone stop hiring this nut case. She will never get the help she soooooo badly needs until she hits ROCK BOTTOM. LINDSEY IF YOU ARE READIN THIS>>>>>>>GROW UP ALREADY YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!

1792 days ago
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oprah & michel hater    

DOES THIS SKANK EVER STOP EMBARASSING HERSELF..........AND WHO WOULD LOAN THIS DRUGGIE A MASERATI? CAUSE THEY ARE AS STUPID AS SHE IS......DUMB RUG MUNCHING SKANK.

1792 days ago
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Triple Play    

In a hurry to trade Fur with Sam was it worth it? YOu dumb crack head Ho Bag of $HIT

1792 days ago
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cindilou    

the car was loaned to her by a porn producer..

1792 days ago
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firebaby    

didn't they break up? every minute paps have her at sam's place, but not once is it the other way around...

guess we know who the bitch is in that relationship...

1792 days ago
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Diana Lara    

I hope only for the best for her and Sam. Whatever that may be. I wouldn't want to judge someone for something and have that be brought back to me. I wish them both all the happiness.

1792 days ago
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