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Lindsay Lohan Is Tow Up

Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.



LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?



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46. in the porn industry there is nothing but drugs so the players can relax and not get nervous . so if she did end up doing porn then she really hit rock bottom. the people that do like her and they are out there they will end up hating this girl more then never. anyways we all seen her naked . we seen her body parts so theres nothing else to see. that goes for the rest of these stupid bitches showing body parts.
i guess Britt Spears wanted to do playboy but he turned her down because we all seen her too. same goes for Paris Hilton.
LL needs to go back to NY and re envent herself and relax and take a break before she has another breakdown now i see why actors kill themselves ....how sad! they have so much presure to deal with . to fat , to skinny , they pick their noise and the world seen it. no privacy AT ALL and btw we all pick our nose LOL












Posted at 11:18PM on May 28th 2009 by just leave Sam alone ! she hasn\\\'t done anything wrong but deal with LL Drama

47. she is so nasty looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how drunk must you be to decide to paint your rolls flat black??????????????????? can you say DUMB

Posted at 1:19AM on May 29th 2009 by anthony

48. hi girls

Posted at 11:56PM on May 28th 2009 by gules

49. Sam has been a stabilizing force on Lundsay I think. Her stupid father should not blame Sam for his failings as a parent.

Posted at 12:12AM on May 29th 2009 by Rita

50. You can borrow my Ford Pinto anytime Lindsay! It has orange and yellow flames as well as
a hood scoop. Its Totally Bitchin.

Posted at 1:30AM on May 29th 2009 by flanker99

51. i think linds is down with very bad guys-whos the owner of the rolls?

Posted at 1:52AM on May 29th 2009 by hanser

52. This slutty no-talent bitch is DONE. Her career is GONE. She's a total LOSER and SKANK. Lindsay, it's time to move on to the gutter, it's where you BELONG.

Posted at 3:03AM on May 29th 2009 by Smell Test

53. I totally do not get this video at all. Why didn't she just drive away when the traffic guy showed up? Why are people in this post talking about Jack Nicholson? Where does he fit in? I thought it was Sam Ronson's house? People are so down on her too. It's interesting that people can say such mean things about her. Damn. She actually seems pretty sweet. Remember when she used to have some body, and how weird it was when she was suddenly really thin? She used to have some pretty big boobs too.

Posted at 5:14AM on May 29th 2009 by Johnny Mac

54. She's a spoiled brat who thinks the laws don't apply to her. She'll end up like Dana Plato wait and see.

Posted at 6:03AM on May 29th 2009 by Cookie

55. Lindsay's career went downhill when she was involved a lousy lesbian.
She seems better now. Mike is right. Sodomy was killing her.

Posted at 10:54AM on May 29th 2009 by jm

56. why is everyone slamming her for parking in the wrong place? You would think she killed someone....maybe she was in a hurry to jump on the strap-on, so. Sam must have one made of gold!

Posted at 10:22AM on May 29th 2009 by iknoweverythingthereistoknow

57. Why does this fool drive ? it's not her thing...

Posted at 10:43AM on May 29th 2009 by Ranxerox

58. Nothing goes right for her, not since coming out. Maybe if she went back in, things would look up for her again.

Posted at 10:58PM on May 30th 2009 by Christy

59. I find it hard to to have sympathy for anyone who loans her a car of any kind...Come on people it's Lindsay. Hasn't she all ready pit a dent in it??

Posted at 9:18AM on Jun 2nd 2009 by ketielynn

60. just for the record the maserati was not towed from in front of Sam's house, it was towed from El Contento where LL left it parked half way out into the street. . . as usual.

Posted at 9:05PM on Jun 6th 2009 by jane

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