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Lindsay Lohan Is Tow Up

5/28/2009 5:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.

LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?


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Rip M 2 Shreds    

This slutty no-talent bitch is DONE. Her career is GONE. She's a total LOSER and SKANK. Lindsay, it's time to move on to the gutter, it's where you BELONG.

1976 days ago

John McIntosh    

I totally do not get this video at all. Why didn't she just drive away when the traffic guy showed up? Why are people in this post talking about Jack Nicholson? Where does he fit in? I thought it was Sam Ronson's house? People are so down on her too. It's interesting that people can say such mean things about her. Damn. She actually seems pretty sweet. Remember when she used to have some body, and how weird it was when she was suddenly really thin? She used to have some pretty big boobs too.

1976 days ago

for now    

Lindsay's career went downhill when she was involved a lousy lesbian.
She seems better now. Mike is right. Sodomy was killing her.

1975 days ago


why is everyone slamming her for parking in the wrong place? You would think she killed someone....maybe she was in a hurry to jump on the strap-on, so. Sam must have one made of gold!

1975 days ago


Nothing goes right for her, not since coming out. Maybe if she went back in, things would look up for her again.

1975 days ago


I find it hard to to have sympathy for anyone who loans her a car of any kind...Come on people it's Lindsay. Hasn't she all ready pit a dent in it??

1972 days ago


just for the record the maserati was not towed from in front of Sam's house, it was towed from El Contento where LL left it parked half way out into the street. . . as usual.

1967 days ago
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