The Lohans -- Mug Shot Masters

16. I'd do him.

Posted at 5:46PM on May 28th 2009 by Drew Barrymore

17. Is this the Lilo,Milo Show these people are train wrecks .If there was ever a family that needs intervention I think it is this one Sam Run for you're life before the train rolls off the TRACKS///////

Posted at 6:51PM on May 28th 2009 by skid row

18. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted at 7:15PM on May 28th 2009 by Cleveland-West_Side

19. Wow, how impressive. How many families can boast multi-generational mug shots? Something to tell your grandkids about!

Posted at 9:32PM on May 29th 2009 by suziq

20. What happened with that paternity case that he had to take a DNA test for? Then I heard he was selling the results or something? What ever happened and was that kid his???

Posted at 1:39PM on May 29th 2009 by Rockstar Alumni

21. OHHHHHH Erin. Except he's to vein to off himself. He'll have his hired goons (you know who) to do the job for himself.
GET OUT. You deserve a normal life. Hollywood parties ans social events are fun, but true friends and good times w/o fearing for your life is for more valuable. YOU CAN DO BETTER. Dont let him get away with this.......... You have lots of support. Get on with your life, he'll only make himself look like more of an ass than he already is, a laughing stock. Dont be part of that, its NOT you. Let this be your way out. You have too much to offer to ride his coat tales. I have always had faith in you. Now's the time (should have been a looong time agao.) ANYBODY but him, for obvious reasons.

Posted at 9:36PM on May 29th 2009 by Someone who still cares

22. Erin, is this what it finally takes. How many people who care about you (genuanly), how many times have you been told this by people People who see what you dont. Third party perspective is nothing to dismiss. A glamorous life and celebrety parties are cool, but at what cost? So many poeply, who know you, and care about you dont want you to go throught this, hasn't it been enough. I cant tell you what you need, but i know you as a diferent person. Good friends, family and a genuin, grounded lifestyle is nothing to be ashamed of. You can find happiness elswhere. I have reduced my life to simplicity and couldnt be happier. You're such a good person and deserve better. You deserve a life of content, full with friends, love and good times. You can make it happen. May be an arduos road, not unlike mine, but there is a happy ending. PLEASE, do what your heart tells you. Listen to people, people who care and will help you at all costs. Especially those who made promises to you. PLeeeeeease, for those who care about you, follow though and do the right thing. PEPITO
P.S. Besides, he won’t kill himself, he’s too vein, he’ll hire his goons to kill you.......

Posted at 10:04PM on May 29th 2009 by Someone who still cares

23. Erin, grlamorous lifestile ans elabarate parties complete with rubbin elbows with celebrities is excititin, but at what cost. You knew from the beginging that this was wrong. At what cost has if afforded you. I,, for one, have simplifed my life, surrounds by good fiends, family and good times. Not a so called elaborate lif, but a completely happy on non-the -less. Granted you ar in a unique situations, there is a way out. Your family frinds and those others who cara about you are here, and wlways will be. I dont know what happieness means to you, but i know i have found it. Simple life, genuin frinds, goals ans aspirations, and making hem happen (the hard way.) Its all worth it. Life is what you live while making these goals happen. Trust me, its never too late. I've leaned to simplify. Surrouned myself with real friends., a place where i'm happy, and new channengging goals that make me commplete. Not to menetion, lots of fun with real freinds and good times, almost too muc. Except no glamor shots and fake freinds. Years go by too fast. Its time to make a change, if thats what you want. Believe me, it happens fast ans you'll be glad two years from now, which goes by in the blink of an eye. Remember, there are people who love and care about you (no matter what the past.)

P.S. He'll kill you first, his ego is too big. Perhqps he'll hire his "hired Goons" to do so. GO TO THE POLICE, TELL EM EVERYTHING.

Posted at 11:51PM on May 29th 2009 by Someone who still cares

24. ERIN, now's your time. You knew it was wrong from the start. Here's your chance. You know you deserve better. Granted a life of glamour and celebrity parties are exciting, but at what cost? You are too special; you deserve a life with someone much better (NOT ME.) I, for example, have simplified my life. Surrounded myself with true, genuine friends, a new home and a new life. That’s not to say we don’t live a full, happy and FUN life. But, with people who are real, trustworthy and true friends. The kind that you can rely on for anything. This is the life I have strived for. Few complications, simplicity, and plenty of excitement. No offence, but Lohan is a laughing stock. Regardless. You’re such a good person, charismatic, friendly, honest, fun and genuine. I hope you haven’t lost that. You deserve a life full of simplicity, friends and peace. I hope you still have it.
Don’t justify his threats. He’s too vein to kill himself, he’ll hire his (GOONS, if you know what I mean) to do the dirty work for himself, and you can prove it. Don’t be scared, he’s got too much of a rap already. You have plenty of people to protect you. Its mundane threat just to scare you.
We both (especially you, have too much dirt on him for him to take any action, MR. “GODS Man”

Posted at 1:31AM on May 30th 2009 by pepito

25. ERIN, now's your time. You knew it was wrong from the start. Here's your chance. You know you deserve better. Granted a life of glamour and celebrity parties are exciting, but at what cost? You are too special; you deserve a life with someone much better (NOT ME.) I, for example, have simplified my life. Surrounded myself with true, genuine friends, a new home and a new life. That’s not to say we don’t live a full, happy and FUN life. But, with people who are real, trustworthy and true friends. The kind that you can rely on for anything. This is the life I have strived for. Few complications, simplicity, and plenty of excitement. No offence, but Lohan is a laughing stock. Regardless. You’re such a good person, charismatic, friendly, honest, fun and genuine. I hope you haven’t lost that. You deserve a life full of simplicity, friends and peace. I hope you still have it.
Don’t justify his threats. He’s too vein to kill himself, he’ll hire his (GOONS, if you know what I mean) to do the dirty work for himself, and you can prove it. Don’t be scared, he’s got too much of a rap already. You have plenty of people to protect you. Its mundane threat just to scare you.
We both (especially you, have too much dirt on him for him to take any action, MR. “GODS Man”

Posted at 12:55AM on May 30th 2009 by pepito

26. ERIN, now's your time. You knew it was wrong from the start. Here's your chance. You know you deserve better. Granted a life of glamour and celebrity parties are exciting, but at what cost? You are too special; you deserve a life with someone much better (NOT ME.) I, for example, have simplified my life. Surrounded myself with true, genuine friends, a new home and a new life. That’s not to say we don’t live a full, happy and FUN life. But, with people who are real, trustworthy and true friends. The kind that you can rely on for anything. This is the life I have strived for. Few complications, simplicity, and plenty of excitement. No offence, but Lohan is a laughing stock. Regardless. You’re such a good person, charismatic, friendly, honest, fun and genuine. I hope you haven’t lost that. You deserve a life full of simplicity, friends and peace. I hope you still have it.
Don’t justify his threats. He’s too vein to kill himself, he’ll hire his (GOONS, if you know what I mean) to do the dirty work for himself, and you can prove it. Don’t be scared, he’s got too much of a rap already. You have plenty of people to protect you. Its mundane threat just to scare you.
We both (especially you, have too much dirt on him for him to take any action, MR. “GODS Man”

Posted at 12:57AM on May 30th 2009 by Pepito

27. ERIN, now's your time. You knew it was wrong from the start. Here's your chance. You know you deserve better. Granted a life of glamour and celebrity parties are exciting, but at what cost? You are too special; you deserve a life with someone much better (NOT ME.) I, for example, have simplified my life. Surrounded myself with true, genuine friends, a new home and a new life. That’s not to say we don’t live a full, happy and FUN life. But, with people who are real, trustworthy and true friends. The kind that you can rely on for anything. This is the life I have strived for. Few complications, simplicity, and plenty of excitement. No offence, but Lohan is a laughing stock. Regardless. You’re such a good person, charismatic, friendly, honest, fun and genuine. I hope you haven’t lost that. You deserve a life full of simplicity, friends and peace. I hope you still have it.
Don’t justify his threats. He’s too vein to kill himself, he’ll hire his (GOONS, if you know what I mean) to do the dirty work for himself, and you can prove it. Don’t be scared, he’s got too much of a rap already. You have plenty of people to protect you. Its mundane threat just to scare you.
We both (especially you, have too much dirt on him for him to take any action, MR. “GODS Man”

Posted at 1:04AM on May 30th 2009 by Pepito

28. ERIN, now's your time. You knew it was wrong from the start. Here's your chance. You know you deserve better. Granted a life of glamour and celebrity parties are exciting, but at what cost? You are too special; you deserve a life with someone much better (NOT ME.) I, for example, have simplified my life. Surrounded myself with true, genuine friends, a new home and a new life. That’s not to say we don’t live a full, happy and FUN life. But, with people who are real, trustworthy and true friends. The kind that you can rely on for anything. This is the life I have strived for. Few complications, simplicity, and plenty of excitement. No offence, but Lohan is a laughing stock. Regardless. You’re such a good person, charismatic, friendly, honest, fun and genuine. I hope you haven’t lost that. You deserve a life full of simplicity, friends and peace. I hope you still have it.
Don’t justify his threats. He’s too vein to kill himself, he’ll hire his (GOONS, if you know what I mean) to do the dirty work for himself, and you can prove it. Don’t be scared, he’s got too much of a rap already. You have plenty of people to protect you. Its mundane threat just to scare you.
We both (especially you, have too much dirt on him for him to take any action, MR. “GODS Man”

Posted at 1:16AM on May 30th 2009 by Pepito

29. ERIN, now's your time. You knew it was wrong from the start. Here's your chance. You know you deserve better. Granted a life of glamour and celebrity parties are exciting, but at what cost? You are too special; you deserve a life with someone much better (NOT ME.) I, for example, have simplified my life. Surrounded myself with true, genuine friends, a new home and a new life. That’s not to say we don’t live a full, happy and FUN life. But, with people who are real, trustworthy and true friends. The kind that you can rely on for anything. This is the life I have strived for. Few complications, simplicity, and plenty of excitement. No offence, but Lohan is a laughing stock. Regardless. You’re such a good person, charismatic, friendly, honest, fun and genuine. I hope you haven’t lost that. You deserve a life full of simplicity, friends and peace. I hope you still have it.
Don’t justify his threats. He’s too vein to kill himself, he’ll hire his (GOONS, if you know what I mean) to do the dirty work for himself, and you can prove it. Don’t be scared, he’s got too much of a rap already. You have plenty of people to protect you. Its mundane threat just to scare you.
We both (especially you, have too much dirt on him for him to take any action, MR. “GODS Man”

Posted at 1:26AM on May 30th 2009 by Pepito

30. Woops, posted it too many times, must have been tanked. Still, the point remains.

Posted at 3:46PM on May 31st 2009 by Pepito