Jay Leno -- From Footlong to Six Inch

HAHAHA! BEEYATCH JUST WOKE UP FROM A DREAM - OF HOSTING THE TONITE SHOW FOR 17 FREAKIN YEARS. LOOKIN MORE LIKE JAMES CAGNEY EACH YR. XTREME MAKEOVER BRO??

Up all night Leno? Geez, didn't know a multi-multi millionaire could look so badly. Jay, just cry into your stack of millions of dollars. Or sit in one of your million dollar cars and just cry your eyes out. Or maybe the guilt of having so many cars for your one old body is taking its toll.

yay, Conan rules!!!!

Yikes!! times a real bitch!

You missed a few buttons Jay!

The man's a prince. He is as down to earth as they get. We need tons more men like him and tons less paparazzi jerks who want to create their own stories and kick people because it's how they get their jollies. Go to hell, TMZ. Jay's the man.

LENO IS LATE NIGHT KING! UNTOUCHABLE! Leno drives rare convertibles. I guess some knuckleheads don't know that. Conan O' Brian tries too hard to impress his audience and is very annoying like his fans.

wow, depression hasn't set in yet has it Leno?

Jeez, somebody had a late night. Thought Jay was supposed to do Jersey last night. Kind of looks like he needs to take a big dump!

Lay off him! Although I was a true Johnny Carson fan, Jay did a good job afterall. He earned his retirement and it is nice to see that he is secure in his age and appearance to just dress casual and eat up a 12-inch Subway sandwich like any average man.

I HEAR HE IS HUNG LIKE STALLION HORSE!!!!

Jay left the "Tonight Show" on a classy note. First, he brought on his successor and wished him the best, and then he brought out all of the children who were born to staff members during their 17 years on the air. He said that he'd like these families to be his legacy. Even if you're not a fan, you'll have to admit that he went out on the right note. Continued success to you, Jay, and you will be missed by your many fans.

He must have been out partying and celebrating his new show. I love Jay and can't wait to see his new show!

Leno is a disgusting pompous asss Glad to see him gone.
ANd Conan won't make it in his time slot

Jay needs to take ALLI (an oc fat-cutting pill which really works) with each meal. The man looks bloated and overweight.