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LiLo's Borrowed Maserati For Sale -- Crash Tested

Dennis DeSantis had to be sick of Lindsay Lohan's assistant (and a Cecconi's valet) playing bumper cars with the ridiculously expensive Maserati he handed over to her -- because he wants the cursed luxury car to be your problem now, not his.

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DeSantis just listed the car on eBay for a starting bid of $25,000, but here's the best part: We clicked the CARFAX link to see if the well-publicized fender benders were gonna be listed... and they weren't.

CARFAX does give fair warning on their report, by saying, "Not all accidents or issues are reported to CARFAX" -- just everywhere else on the planet.



Tags: Dennid Desantis, DennidDesantis, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, maserati

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16. To Jon- Like I said, some idiot will go out and buy it. Those cars are known to have engine problems and then the money you saved will be spent fixing it. I guess having a car like that makes you feel like a big shot, eh Jon? And by the way, public transportation is a necessity for most people. Not everyone can afford to go out and buy one of your fantasy rides. Save your money. Hope you like crabs. Their not easy to get rid of.

Posted at 11:09PM on Jun 1st 2009 by CCC

17. Somebody needs toget to that car immediately and take a picture of the drivers seat when exposed to a black light. Can you imagine the viruses on that seat.

Posted at 11:15PM on Jun 1st 2009 by The Truth

18. The price is up to 27.6. The car has just over 25k mi on it. The porn distributor paid around 118k. I think his plan was to get linds on film gettin it up da butt. btw- I didn't see in the listing, the need for a plastic cover before sitting on the drivers seat. That probably falls under buyer beware.

Posted at 11:43PM on Jun 1st 2009 by The Truth

19. LOHAH JUST SEEMS LIKE A WHITE TRASH, UNGRATEFUL FREAK. SHE'S A BUST OUT ALCOHOLIC LIKE HER EX CON DAD. WHATEVER............... ITS A GORGEOUS CAR! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A WHITE MASERATI TO DRIVE!!! SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF IT. SHE'S A SLOB.

Posted at 1:24AM on Jun 2nd 2009 by tinselhollywood

20. There is probably COKE under the seats...
Sorry i mean Pepsi...

Posted at 6:55AM on Jun 2nd 2009 by Telling It Like It Is

21. dude! i'd buy that even if it was yer grandma's car!! it's a white maserati!!

Posted at 6:58AM on Jun 2nd 2009 by CoCo

22. I'd buy it, then see if she wants to ride in it some more...

Posted at 10:12PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by Jobu

23. 25k Lohan miles is like 500k regular people miles.

Posted at 5:37PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by toodles

24. i love lindsay,she is so genuine,impulsve and so adorable with all her vices.Africa loves you lindsay,be carefull lindsay ,spend your time with your family,with them you are save,remember they are no friends in hollywood.come to Africa lindsay.God bless you my dear child.

Posted at 6:41PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by augustina udosen

25. lindsay is the best of her generation hate or love her,the rest of the world cant get enough of her.Thank lindsay for being who you are.God bless you.

Posted at 6:34PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by augustina udosen

26. i sent a friend travelling to Amrerica to get all of lindsay,s works he could find,am so excited.Love lindsay.

Posted at 6:28PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by augustina udosen

27. if only i could,i will spend my last cent to buy that car.

Posted at 5:27AM on Jun 3rd 2009 by augustina udosen

28. FIRECROTCH FIRECROTCH FIRECROTCH

Did she go panty-free in this car???

Posted at 9:25PM on Jun 3rd 2009 by smell the seats

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