'NJ Housewife' -- What Planet U On?

61. Dr. Zira is a beautiful chimp..... the other chimp not so beautiful.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Cornelius

62. I'd love to see what you people all look like!

Posted at 3:10PM on Jun 8th 2009 by annie

63. #5 Oh_hush
You may want to consider having your eyes checked. Her daughters aren't beautiful. They're ugly.

Caroline's daughter needs to stop eating. She's huge!

Posted at 3:32PM on Jun 8th 2009 by Paula

64. Worst. Weave. Ever.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 8th 2009 by snoopy

65. oh SNAP! hahahahahahah

sorry Teresa but A. I'm a New Yorker and B. this was funny as hell.

I like you though! Let Danielle have it! SHE's the freak on this show! She looks like a rat. Dirty fink rat.

Hmmm I see a theme here..........

Posted at 5:38PM on Jun 8th 2009 by real hobag of nyc

66. IRS ALERT

Posted at 7:43PM on Jun 8th 2009 by IRS ALERT

67. The cash comes from me....Tenant #69, figure it out. love ya Joey, From your favorite tenant Tom.. See ya on the 1st!!!

Posted at 10:19PM on Jun 8th 2009 by tenantdoor69

68. Ok for real I shall school al lof you - No One - I repeat No One rolls around in cash that actually keeps things on the books. I sold dope by the trunk load and had cash just like that! After 6.8 years in prison, I could still pick anyone out. Don't take my word - pick the richest person you know and see how much cash he rolls with - very little.....

Posted at 9:55PM on Jun 12th 2009 by G

69. wow. teacup you have no life. You will never be Michelle NEVER!!!!!

Posted at 11:46PM on Jun 8th 2009 by paulette leggett

70. Wait, that's Dr. Zira on the right? I thought it was Michelle Obama!!!

Posted at 10:02AM on Jun 9th 2009 by gdf

71. Wow, making fun of Teresa's young children is pretty low. To call out the adults on their looks is one thing, but the children should be off limits. People that left those comments are no better than scum on dog crap.

Posted at 9:48AM on Jun 9th 2009 by Candice

72. This woman is keeping the hair removal industry in business! Yuk! I feel so sorry for all you ape hairy gals. That would suck. To have to wax EVERYTHING like this woman is doing for sure, would be a hassel.

Oh well ,we all can't be hairless wonders like myself. I use to think I was a freak. NOW I'm grateful I don't have a hairy lip with wrinkles all over it from waxing every other day. EEEEWWWWW. I guess I should feel MORE sorry for the men of you hairy beasts.

Posted at 10:10AM on Jun 9th 2009 by Not a hairy beast

73. I think the women on these shows are fair game becaus ethey chose to put themselves out there but let's leave the kids out of it they didn't ask for all this publicity! At least Teresa has her kids with her which is more then I can say for some of the wives on these shows!

Posted at 11:21AM on Jun 9th 2009 by Toni

74. (This is for gdf)...you look like COW Manure!!!...lol...Michelle Obama is CLASSY, EDUCATED, and INTELLIGENT!!!...No matter what you have to say about her or how unattractive you think she is...SHE IN THE WHITE HOUSE...hahaha!!! LOL..YOU MUST BE STILL BITTER SINCE NOV 4th HUHH.....BYE LOSER!!!..lmao.

Posted at 12:24PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Laura Charles

75. BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!! Dude, Dr. Zira does look EXACTLY like the First Ho!!!! That's f'n hilarious!!!!! I wonder if Michelle was a stand-in for the Marky Mark remake? LOL, they wouldn't have had to apply a single ounce of makeup!!! That's too damn funny!!! Good call teacup!!!!

Posted at 2:06PM on Jun 9th 2009 by kingtut