Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City

Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.

Dumber:
Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.

Jessica Alba

People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.

The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."

So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.

Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, posters, vandalization

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1. I hate vandals!!!!! Throw the book at her!

Posted at 12:08PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hepzibuh

2. Yup tthats her

Posted at 12:08PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Harve Levin

3. Yet another celeb thinking they can do what the hell they want...ridiculous. she is a DUMBASS.

Posted at 12:10PM on Jun 9th 2009 by JLyne

4. Ahhhh Alba, your roots are showing! Great example to your baby too. After all those years of paying for straight teeth I'll bet your own Mama's fit to be tied. You hurt sick kids....nice job!!!!!

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 9th 2009 by San

5. What a shock...a celebrity doing something stupid.

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Rebecca

6. so lets get this straight! if you or i did that we would be locked up and fined, and on top of that have to pay for the damage and the united way poster, BUT because its Jessica "dumb ass" Alba, they wont go after her... so the moral of this story like some many others is: if your a so called celebrity you can get away with ANYTHING! good job!

Posted at 12:14PM on Jun 9th 2009 by unreal

7. I agree with JLyne. I'm sick of celebrities doing whatever the hell they want and never getting punished the way you or I would. Look at that skank Kelly Bensimon.... Any "regular" person (especially a man) who busted someones face up, would get way more than 2 days community service. These "celebrities" are self righteous brats.

Posted at 12:17PM on Jun 9th 2009 by coolfreaknbeans

8. Look if some of these idiots would put this kind of effort into helping abused children or sick or neglected children but know they want to help something that doesnt effect most of us. IDIOTS

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 9th 2009 by dumbstars4animals

9. Ok so let me get this straight... she covers a poster for a group that helps PEOPLE with a poster that is suppose to get us to help sharks? Fu*k the sharks... unless they are out of work and can't feed their little shark families I think the HUMANS take priority. I think she should have to replace the United Way posters including paying to put up more United Way posters and she should have to PERSONALLY go down and remove the friggin shark posters. Myabe she would get the f off her high & mighty horse if she was made to do community service such as removing other peoples grafiti to show her that just because your famouse you CANNOT do whatever you feel like doing. If she wern't an actress she would be charged with vandolisim, it will be interesting to see if the P.D lets her get away with this like all other stars do. What she did is no different then any young as*hole with no respect for other peoples property.

Posted at 12:23PM on Jun 9th 2009 by WHATtheHELL

10. I always find it odd when people care more about saving animals than saving humans

Posted at 12:22PM on Jun 9th 2009 by maggie

11. I think she needs to just go home and take care of her daughter!

Posted at 12:26PM on Jun 9th 2009 by shannonlynn

12. Ummm...TMZ. It's OKC not O.C. Last I checked we were not anywhere near the West Coast.

Posted at 12:28PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Duh

13. OH...and what a dumba$$! The biggest thing in OK is catfish. IDIOT! Go down to the Gulf area.

Posted at 12:29PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Duh

14. This is what happens when people have too much money and too much time on their hands. Get a real job honey. Volunteer with a worthwhile cause like actually helping people. What can you expect though from the person that said - stay neutral - like Sweden. Ugh. She should have to clean up the mess she made.

Posted at 12:30PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Kelly

15. I actually hope this hits mainstream news. Didn't even think about the one-justice-for-all aspect of what she did...not even afraid to be caught. What an idiot.

Posted at 12:37PM on Jun 9th 2009 by San

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