Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City

Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.

Dumber:
Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.

Jessica Alba

People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.

The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."

So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.

Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, posters, vandalization

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16. Jessica,
You can send the check to the United Way to replace the poster. I believe they said the cost would be $325 dollars.

Posted at 12:38PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Me

17. Once more, it is proven, no amount of money or fame can buy thoughtfulness, morality, common sense or respect for others.

Posted at 12:39PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Laffn Bear

18. The most ironic part of all of it is that she NEVER has a smile on her face....guess this is what it takes to make her smile. What a shame!

Posted at 12:47PM on Jun 9th 2009 by speags

19. Ugghhhh! Can't stand Jessica "don't call me latina" Alba. Just go away.

Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Blissful

20. Look you CELEBUTARD

Posted at 11:21AM on Jun 10th 2009 by leigh launius

21. Self-absorbed, uneducated, preachy Hollywood sheep.

Posted at 12:48PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hmmm...

22. Look you CELBUTARD take your crapy ass posters down and pay our of your own pocket to have the UNITED WAY BILLBOARD put back up. You should be charged with defacing public property and what ever else the law can throw at you.

What the hell were you thinking. That you can get away with anything? You stupid idiot. You may think your cute, but I think your a ridiculous MORON. I hope the United Way doesn't let this go.

You own this nation a PUBLIC APOLOGY. You want to save a shark go pet one in the ocean, their waiting for you.

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 9th 2009 by leigh launius

23. OH one more thing, MAKE A VERY SIZABLE DONATION OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET TO THE UNITED WAY. MORON

Posted at 10:47AM on Jun 10th 2009 by leigh launius

24. Someone please remind me what she did to become famous. Strange and pathetic. Go home, get a job, and raise your daughter OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT. People like this are always doing something to get attention for themselves.

Posted at 12:53PM on Jun 9th 2009 by K

25. i'm so sick and tired of this talentless, rat-faced, never-smile b word. go away alba. go far, far away.

Posted at 1:00PM on Jun 9th 2009 by erin

26. Hey Jessica! I hear great white shark is a delicacy in North Korea. You should take the next flight over and protest.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Main Street

27. I see that poster everyday in Laguna Canyon and I hate it because it makes me think of sharks as I'm making my way to the beach to go surfing. After seeing this, I think I'll pull over tomorrow and rip it down.

Posted at 1:00PM on Jun 9th 2009 by ocsurfer

28. We rarely capture or kill sharks when they get in our little ponds. We're actually pretty nice here in OKC.

Posted at 1:01PM on Jun 9th 2009 by MissDemeanor

29. I don;t have a problem with helping animals and our wildlife, we should be concerned BUT vandalizing??? She is so stupid. What are posters going to do? Are the Whales calling her up saying thank you? I don't think so. She should know better. She should think before she acts but that would be asking too much of her. I am embarrassed for her. Her publicist and agent must be really happy about this...oh yeah...lol!

Posted at 1:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by nothing better to do

30. FOR SOMEONE WHO THINKS THERE SO INTELLIGENTSHE SURE ACTS LIKE A DUMB B!TCH MOST OF THE TIME....

Posted at 1:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by jrad247

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