Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City

Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.

Dumber:
Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.

Jessica Alba

People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.

The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."

So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.

Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, posters, vandalization

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31. The posters dont need to show a clear message, your doing it for her by posting the story. Free publicity for sharks, Its pretty smart that she posted this pics online. Your helping her cause.

Posted at 1:13PM on Jun 9th 2009 by laura

32. Wow. Manure for brains. A month ago, someone egged all the cars on my block. Bet it was this vacuous piece of work. She probably wanted to make a statement about pro-choice or something. I think she should have helped us clean up our cars. Oh well, hopefully Internet heat will force her to clean up Oklahoma City!

Posted at 1:14PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Okay, fine then.

33. OMG is she ...smiling?

Posted at 1:13PM on Jun 9th 2009 by lexy

34. shark week is awesome

Posted at 1:38PM on Jun 9th 2009 by LK

35. Did she die?

Posted at 1:38PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Larry Ganka

36. Who gives a flying f@$k about sharks? Seriously.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jun 9th 2009 by celebutaunter77

37. Ok now everyone let's just be Sweden about it!

Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 9th 2009 by bqgirl

38. Stupid bitch.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jun 9th 2009 by snoopy

39. These posters are on every single utility box in Los Angeles. Why? She cannot be acting alone.

Posted at 1:51PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Joanna

40. I don't get it. Am I supposed to see these posters, and then realize the plight of the f$@king shark, quit my job, move to Costa Rica, & attempt to stop fisherman from killing them? What a waste of time. Stupid celebrities, just donate your money and move on.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jun 9th 2009 by celebutaunter77

41. Alba is a Nutcase. She should pay for all the signs she defaced - especially the one for The United Way.

Posted at 1:58PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Is Alba Retarded?

42. Wow, Alba with a smile-hard to imagine such a thing without her face breaking. This anorex actor simulator needs to be arrested and charged, and her baby put into protective custody like most vandals are. I really, hope the City Officials in OC do a number of this no talent classless wannabe

Posted at 2:24PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Ron D

43. WhattheHell I couldn't have said it better!! People kill me tryin to fight for animals when its little children being violated and little children who are starving..oh yeah SAVE THE SHARKS you super DOOF...its a recession you NIMCOMPOOP...is that how you spell it...HUMANS need food on their tables...if that shark saw you it would think you were dinner...let them fend for themselves as much as they can before we step in a try and play God we have each other to worry about...LOSER

Posted at 2:25PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Ash

44. It must be nice to have enough time on your hands to really give a flying F*** about sharks.

Regarding the United Way poster that she plastered her dumb shark posters over, honestly...do you even think she knows (or cares?) what the United Way does? Of course she doesn't.

On a more serious note, she's still smoking hot and I'd lick her from head to toe regardless of her dumb silly animal causes.

Posted at 2:29PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Sono

45. I live in OKC and it is a great city.
I think most of us will agree: Go by City Hall and pay for the damages. Stop in the UW office and make a nice big donation then get your butt to Will Rogers International and get out of town and STAY OUT!

Posted at 2:47PM on Jun 9th 2009 by tom

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