Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City

Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.

Dumber:
Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.

Jessica Alba

People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.

The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."

So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.

Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, posters, vandalization

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46. I like sharks. But only because Jessica Alba says I should. I wanna pet one. But only a baby one with puppy breath. Because it just ate a puppy.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Wendy

47. Pathetic Alba must be desperate for publicity. What a NUTCASE. Why would she do such a stupid thing in Oklahoma City? Didn't that City suffer enough with the bombings afew years ago? I have decided NOT to support any ignorant, uneducated, dimwit with any of my entertainment money - such as Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton, Jesica Simpson, Barbara Strisand, Pam Anderson.. I could go on and on. Don't get me started on Obama. He acts like some swaggering African Dictator. Every time I turn on TV there he is strutting around with crazy ideas which are bringing down our Country. His lack of experience (except for handing out food stamps) is mind blowing. I bet he will be impeached before his four years are up. Hope so!

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Sick of Retarded Celebs

48. Boy, she is an idiot.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 9th 2009 by texasangie1

49. As a resident of OKC, I say we kick the dumb ass out. Or better yet, force her to give united way a 'generous donation' and then kick her ass out. I'm sure she thought she was doing us a favor. Because sharks come before people, especially in a landlocked state. We have a nice zoo.....I bet I could get her a hookup with the sharks there :D

Posted at 3:01PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Sarah

50. Tsk, tsk. What disgraceful, juvenile behavior for someone who named her child "Honor."

Posted at 4:02PM on Jun 9th 2009 by dcokie

51. So if Alba prefers to boycott like this then perhaps we need to boycott her worthless films.
I agree with you #13.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Jonutsu

52. Wow. She's a bigger moron than I thought.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Adrian

53. What a dummy.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Perkoff on youtube

54. "I don't have to know anything or be a good actress. Becaue I'm hawt! Tee hee! Save the sharks n' stuff!"

Posted at 8:26PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hutch

55. I don't normally post on sites but this is just so typical of clueless celebs. She doesn't have to try to look stupid it just comes naturally.In fact , she has passed the stupid meter , she is now a full fledged idiot

Posted at 3:16PM on Jun 9th 2009 by WhyAmINot Surprised

56. Hope OKC files vandalism charges against this no talent "celebrity".

Would be great to see her have to remove all these posters in front of the paperazzi.

Posted at 3:29PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Brittney

57. This damn whore was on drugs or what?

Posted at 4:07PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Coldmtnmary

58. They should make her go around and scrape every one off. Maybe a little community service would serve her right. It's too easy to just write a check and let your little PR person spin a "I'm sorry" story. She should get her a$$ out in this heat and do some REAL work!

Posted at 4:18PM on Jun 9th 2009 by texasangie1

59. Im all for saveing the great white sharks.. but this isnt the way to do it... with her celeberity, she could do more positive things vandolism isnt the way miss alba, and Im a fan, but not of this,,,, Bad move.... ( insert jaws music here! )

Posted at 4:32PM on Jun 9th 2009 by TMZ SUX!!!

60. STUPID HO BAG!!

Posted at 12:55PM on Jun 16th 2009 by ShitneySpearsisafatho

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