Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City

Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.

Dumber:
Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.

Jessica Alba

People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.

The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."

So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.

Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, posters, vandalization

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61. i live in oklahoma city and i know how our city runs, you dont come here and do that kind of stuff, if she wanted to see downtown she should have went to visit the bombing memorial, our downtown means alot to alot of people.

Posted at 4:55PM on Jun 9th 2009 by me

62. I am sure they are not upset, but the media is just short for headlines, and she is hot.

Posted at 5:00PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Matthew Lynch

63. SHE IS SO STUPID.. I HOPE SHE GOES TO JAIL... OKLAHOMA DOESN'T HAVE SHARKS..

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Lucy

64. If she wanted the attention.

Why didn’t she just get arrested for DUI.

Or flash her hoohah.

Or become a lesbian.

Like every other Hollywood celebretard.

Posted at 5:34PM on Jun 9th 2009 by panzerkardinal

65. She needs to be punished! And I'm the man to give her the spanking she deserves!

Posted at 6:06PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Rocco

66. I live here in OKC as well, and this SO pisses me off....Any of us OK citizens ( or normal , non ' celeb' citizen ) would be JAILED and FINED PLUS probably community service ....OKC Police and District Atty David Prater BETTER file some charges on her skanky ass !!!!

Posted at 9:08PM on Jun 9th 2009 by WhaddaSkank

67. What kind of jerk defaces a United Way billboard and is that proud of it?

Posted at 7:12PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Amanda

68. Jessica Alba has nothing else better to do with her life. They should come out with a book called "Common sense when being a celebrity". If I was given that one chance on being famous I would do so many other things with my time and money. We are going through a horrible recession. I just wish for one day they could be in our shoes and see how real life really feels like…. And maybe just maybe they could appreciate their wealth and fame.

Posted at 1:35AM on Jun 10th 2009 by la.re^na

69. What a dumbass. I live in Okc and I think she needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent. Knowing how our legal system works, I'm hoping they'll get on her ass with the quickness. And hello? Promoting sharks in Oklahoma? Did she not know where the hell she was? And that we don't care about what she's promoting. Very disappointing, Jessica Alba.

Posted at 9:56PM on Jun 9th 2009 by OKResident

70. It's hilarious that out of one gazillion animals in the animal kingdom that have declined in numbers, you chose a shark to exploit. If you've been in Los Angeles for the past 3 years you would know where this Mike White dude possibly got his idea for the image from.

Furthermore, Your raising awareness of sharks is laughable. It's more like raising awareness of yourself. Just admit you want to be a street artist, it's okay. But don't pretend you care about sharks man. There is very little information on the matter on your page, considering all you have to do is cut and paste research material. Instead, there's a flamboyancy of all this Twittering. Like hey, PLEASE stroke my ego and tell me where you've seen my shark effigy.

This type of false altruism makes me as sick as people selling images on t shirts of famous dead people and not giving any of the proceeds to the dead peoples foundations or charities.

Posted at 9:55PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Dude who thinks Mike White is a Phony

71. i live here in oklahoma and i think she should be punnished like everyone else that does the same stupid things. i don't understand why she would put up shark posters. hello we have lakes here not oceans.

Posted at 10:03PM on Jun 9th 2009 by jessica chaffin

72. Well as a resident of the Oklahoma City metro area I am sickened by her acts. We have no sharks here to save and have enough of our tax dollars spent on cleaning up stupid peoples messes. While she is in our beautiful state why doesn't she spend her free time doing something constructive like go downtown to the bombing memorial and spend sometime at the reflection pool and try preventing terriost (something oklahomans can relate to.) dont get me wrong I want to save the sharks to but you are not going to save any here. and further more I seriously doubt in this economy that any of the residents here are planning on going to hunt sharks of any kind.. I am just sayin

Posted at 10:03PM on Jun 9th 2009 by tellin it like it is

73. That girl is such an idiot! Just look at the look on her face! Lights are on, no one's home!

Posted at 2:03AM on Jun 11th 2009 by Virginia

74. I am with the rest of the comments about the fact that she needs to do some kind of community service here in Oklahoma City to make up for her being a vandal. In fact, several of the areas she tagged are places where the cities homeless are standing nearby...why didn't you try to save them. A ridiculous waste of time. You picked THE wrong city to do this too. Seriously OKC has the nicest people in it. Now go eat a hamburger or something....you need to put on some weight...or do you believe in saving the cows too?

Posted at 11:31PM on Jun 9th 2009 by sharklesscitydweller

75. Thank you very much for the great post.

Posted at 11:43PM on Jun 9th 2009 by sesli

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