Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.



Tags: criminal investigation, CriminalInvestigation, defacing property, DefacingProperty, great white shark, GreatWhiteShark, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, posters

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16. United way has played a big role in helping out Oklahomans in all kinds of situations, and I find it outrageous that she would cover a United Way billboard in support of great white sharks. She should be ashamed!!!!

Posted at 3:31PM on Jun 9th 2009 by kate

17. She seems dumber and dumber with each thing I read about her. I'm all about supporting your cause(s), but what kind of moron thinks this is a good way to go about it?

Posted at 3:34PM on Jun 9th 2009 by lostinlalaland

18. The worst that will happen si she will get a fine. Ooooo big deal. But hey guess what... everyone is talking about her and her shark cause so I guess she's not really that dumb after all.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 9th 2009 by m

19. Hope Idiot Alba gets a big fine and has to give a Million dollars to United Way in Oklahoma City. Is she really that stupid or was she just wanting some publicity for her dismal career? Either way, she is a dimwitted Moron.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Alba is NUTS !!!!

20. She is so stupid....all these dumb "movie stars" (ha!) think they can get away with anything....I didn't like her before and now...I like her even less...GO AWAY!

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Lady Scarlett

21. More proof that it takes 0 intelligence to be a working actress in Hollywood.

Posted at 3:39PM on Jun 9th 2009 by overit

22. drunk

Posted at 3:38PM on Jun 9th 2009 by hype

23. Geeezzzzzzzzz what a dill hole!! The United Way is awesome, and they won't bite your ass off in the ocean like sharks!!! Plus peps in Oklahoma are really nice!! Now she has pissed off rednecks!!

Posted at 3:39PM on Jun 9th 2009 by dawn9579

24. I'd like to drop all the losers in America and on this site in a tank full of Great Whites.... One day when all that's left are filthy humans on this planet.... you'll be beggin' for as shark to rip yer guts out.

Posted at 3:55PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Sandy

25. Doesn't this dumb doinkwad have anything better to do?

Must be nice to have the time/money to be a complete idiot.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Ned

26. Throw her a$$ in jail.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Lexi

27. What a worthless idiot Jessica Alba is. The state should require a license to be a mother as I can't imagine how pathetic a parent she must be if this is the way she behaves. The only thing this chick has ever done that was of value was to prance around for the paps in that little yellow bikini a few years back. Nothing since. Nothing ever again. Hello obscurity.

Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 9th 2009 by AlbaLicker

28. Cops are investigating.... investigate this you losers... track down some killers or rapists you cowards... the freakin' police are becoming a welfare project... pathetic.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hawler

29. OMG I LIKE HER I THINK SOME OF HER MOVIES R GOOD...(SOME)... BUT THEY DO THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING I HOPE THEY FINE HER...

Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 9th 2009 by redneck hottie

30. LOL that picture of her holding up her arms looking so proud is hilarious... what a dumbass.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 9th 2009 by CC

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