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Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

6/9/2009 4:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.

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He's just another Idiot    

Hope Idiot Alba gets a big fine and has to give a Million dollars to United Way in Oklahoma City. Is she really that stupid or was she just wanting some publicity for her dismal career? Either way, she is a dimwitted Moron.

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Lady Scarlett    

She is so stupid....all these dumb "movie stars" (ha!) think they can get away with anything....I didn't like her before and now...I like her even less...GO AWAY!

1876 days ago
18.

sweeny    

More proof that it takes 0 intelligence to be a working actress in Hollywood.

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Dawn9579    

Geeezzzzzzzzz what a dill hole!! The United Way is awesome, and they won't bite your ass off in the ocean like sharks!!! Plus peps in Oklahoma are really nice!! Now she has pissed off rednecks!!

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Michael Madsen    

I'd like to drop all the losers in America and on this site in a tank full of Great Whites.... One day when all that's left are filthy humans on this planet.... you'll be beggin' for as shark to rip yer guts out.

1876 days ago
21.

Ned    

Doesn't this dumb doinkwad have anything better to do?

Must be nice to have the time/money to be a complete idiot.

1876 days ago
22.

Lexiii    

Throw her a$$ in jail.

1876 days ago
23.

Zach Swan    

What a worthless idiot Jessica Alba is. The state should require a license to be a mother as I can't imagine how pathetic a parent she must be if this is the way she behaves. The only thing this chick has ever done that was of value was to prance around for the paps in that little yellow bikini a few years back. Nothing since. Nothing ever again. Hello obscurity.

1876 days ago
24.

Cattie    

LOL that picture of her holding up her arms looking so proud is hilarious... what a dumbass.

1876 days ago
25.

Tim    

More incontravertable proof that most celebtrities are self-absorbed half-wits.

1876 days ago
26.

jrad247    

Heyyyyy what do you know the dumb b!tch is finally smiley in a picture

1876 days ago
27.

Michael Madsen    

Cops are investigating.... investigate this you losers... track down some killers or rapists you cowards... the freakin' police are becoming a welfare project... pathetic.

1876 days ago
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oprah & michel hater    

GOOD FOR HER.................ONLY IDIOTS WOULD HUNT DOLPHINS OR WHALES...SO I GUESS JAPAN IS ACOUNTRY OF IDIOTS

1876 days ago
29.

He's just another Idiot    

I can't believe anyone would do such an awful thing as to destroy a sign for the United Way. She should pay for all of the damage and then the cops should send her stupid ass to a Psycho Ward. Maybe someone should check on what kind of mother she is. I've never seen her in a movie - and now I never will. She must be really desperate for attention. Poor thing !!

1876 days ago
30.

latinacandy    

T0 ********#7 do your research before you start running your ignorance publically. BRAD PITT 1ST OF ALL.Research just how many SINGERS, SPORTS, WRITERS, ASTRONAUT, COMPOSER, CARTOONIST, BROADCASTER, GYMNAST and MOVIE STARS DIRECTOR ENGINEER, DIPLOMAT, JOURNALIST, EVANGELIST, AND COMEDIAN are from oklahoma, idiot.
Yes. I AM FROM OKLAHOMA*********

BOOMER SOONER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Bench baseball player, Oklahoma City
John Berryman poet, MacAlester
Garth Brooks singer, Tulsa
Jeremy Castle singer, Blanchard
Iron Eyes Cody Cherokee actor
Gordon Cooper astronaut, Shawnee
Ralph Ellison writer, Oklahoma City
James Garner actor, Norman
Owen K. Garriott astronaut, Enid
Vince Gill singer, Norman
Chester Gould cartoonist, Pawnee
Woodrow Wilson Woody Guthrie singer, composer, Okemah
Ike,Taylor, Zac Hanson music, Tulsa
Roy Harris composer, Lincoln Cty
Paul Harvey broadcaster, Tulsa
Van Heflin actor, Walters
Tony Hillerman author, Sacred Heart
Ron Howard actor, director, Duncan
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Ben Johnson actor, Pawhuska
Jennifer Jones actress, Tulsa
Jeane Kirkpatrick diplomat, Duncan
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Mickey Charles Mantle baseball player, Spavinaw
Reba McEntire singer, McAlester
Shannon Miller Olympic gymnast, Edmond
Bill Moyers journalist, Hugo
Daniel Patrick Moynihan N.Y. senator, Tulsa
Patti Page singer, Clarence
Brad Pitt actor Shawnee
Tony Randall actor, Tulsa
Oral Roberts evangelist, Ada
Dale Robertson actor, Oklahoma City
Will Rogers humorist, Oologah
Dan Rowan comedian, Beggs
Robert Stemmons whistler, Tulsa
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Wilma Mankiller Cherokee chief, Tahlequah

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