Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.



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31. Ok, let's see where to start with some of the ignorant, racist, moronic comments: First, I am Mexican and I have no desire to deface other people' s property. Well, except for the defacing the face of a racist with stupid comments about Mexican's. Second, the TMZ intern making $7.00 an hour, what the hell do you know of Oklahoma and all that it offers. Much rather be here than in some polluted, over-populated, over-rated, superficial state that has a foundation of silcone and will one day detach from the rest of the main land. Finally, to the a*s that said they could do that stupid "celebrity" show in Oklahoma, we have plenty of REAL celebrities (people with actual talent) that have made their homes here in this wonderful state. We do have our idiots though, like Sally Kerns, who says stuff that is so stupid you would think it was written by a TMZ writer (intern).

Posted at 3:54PM on Jun 9th 2009 by LatinaOkie

32. More incontravertable proof that most celebtrities are self-absorbed half-wits.

Posted at 3:56PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Tim

33. Heyyyyy what do you know the dumb b!tch is finally smiley in a picture

Posted at 4:00PM on Jun 9th 2009 by jrad247

34. Cops are investigating.... investigate this you losers... track down some killers or rapists you cowards... the freakin' police are becoming a welfare project... pathetic.

Posted at 3:58PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hawler

35. GOOD FOR HER.................ONLY IDIOTS WOULD HUNT DOLPHINS OR WHALES...SO I GUESS JAPAN IS ACOUNTRY OF IDIOTS

Posted at 4:28PM on Jun 9th 2009 by sally froth

36. I can't believe anyone would do such an awful thing as to destroy a sign for the United Way. She should pay for all of the damage and then the cops should send her stupid ass to a Psycho Ward. Maybe someone should check on what kind of mother she is. I've never seen her in a movie - and now I never will. She must be really desperate for attention. Poor thing !!

Posted at 4:03PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Proud Okie

37. T0 ********#7 do your research before you start running your ignorance publically. BRAD PITT 1ST OF ALL.Research just how many SINGERS, SPORTS, WRITERS, ASTRONAUT, COMPOSER, CARTOONIST, BROADCASTER, GYMNAST and MOVIE STARS DIRECTOR ENGINEER, DIPLOMAT, JOURNALIST, EVANGELIST, AND COMEDIAN are from oklahoma, idiot.
Yes. I AM FROM OKLAHOMA*********

BOOMER SOONER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Bench baseball player, Oklahoma City
John Berryman poet, MacAlester
Garth Brooks singer, Tulsa
Jeremy Castle singer, Blanchard
Iron Eyes Cody Cherokee actor
Gordon Cooper astronaut, Shawnee
Ralph Ellison writer, Oklahoma City
James Garner actor, Norman
Owen K. Garriott astronaut, Enid
Vince Gill singer, Norman
Chester Gould cartoonist, Pawnee
Woodrow Wilson Woody Guthrie singer, composer, Okemah
Ike,Taylor, Zac Hanson music, Tulsa
Roy Harris composer, Lincoln Cty
Paul Harvey broadcaster, Tulsa
Van Heflin actor, Walters
Tony Hillerman author, Sacred Heart
Ron Howard actor, director, Duncan
Karl Guthe Jansky engineer, Norman
Ben Johnson actor, Pawhuska
Jennifer Jones actress, Tulsa
Jeane Kirkpatrick diplomat, Duncan
Shannon Lucid astronaut, Bethany
Mickey Charles Mantle baseball player, Spavinaw
Reba McEntire singer, McAlester
Shannon Miller Olympic gymnast, Edmond
Bill Moyers journalist, Hugo
Daniel Patrick Moynihan N.Y. senator, Tulsa
Patti Page singer, Clarence
Brad Pitt actor Shawnee
Tony Randall actor, Tulsa
Oral Roberts evangelist, Ada
Dale Robertson actor, Oklahoma City
Will Rogers humorist, Oologah
Dan Rowan comedian, Beggs
Robert Stemmons whistler, Tulsa
Maria Tallchief ballerina, Fairfax
James Francis Jim Thorpe athlete, Prague
Jeanne Tripplehorn actress, Tulsa
Ted Shackleford actor, Tulsa
Wilma Mankiller Cherokee chief, Tahlequah

Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

38. That trashy little thing is in the state making a movie. So she just decides it is her "right" to deface the property of others. Please, please, please....arrest this skank.

Posted at 4:10PM on Jun 9th 2009 by flower

39. It's one thing to do this type of thing if she is child less; not saying it is right; it's not. But will she should be thinking of "will this lead me to jail" Hopefully, YES. She is as dumb as a bag of rocks.. These celebs should have causes, like helping the poor (ie giving time at a soup kitchen, time and or money to homeless shelters. Help the poor; not stupid sharks...

Posted at 4:12PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Joanne

40. She is so unlikeable....and dumb. But, I guess you have to do whatever it takes tor remain relevant.

Posted at 4:12PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Simon

41. I'm from Oklahoma and trust me, nothing ever happens in this state so just the fact that anything about Oklahoma is on this site is awesone!

Posted at 4:16PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Afton

42. Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

Wow... that list proves it... Oklahoma is FULL of F*ck-ups and Loser.

Any parent who names their kid ORAL has got to be from Oklahoma.

Damn... hope my plane never crashes in that sh*thole.

Thanks for the info tho... 'preciate it. Wondered where all those stiffs were comin' from.

Posted at 4:20PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hawler

43. Wait, Jessica's smart. She knows Sweden, er...Switzerland was neutral. I'm sure she knows that the great whites in OK are in tanks.

Posted at 4:21PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Um...okay

44. Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

Wow... that list proves it... Oklahoma is FULL of F*ck-ups and Loser.

Any parent who names their kid ORAL has got to be from Oklahoma.

Damn... hope my plane never crashes in that sh*thole.

Thanks for the info tho... 'preciate it. Wondered where all those stiffs were comin' from.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hawler

45. Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

Wow... that list proves it... Oklahoma is FULL of F*ck-ups and Loser.

Any parent who names their kid ORAL has got to be from Oklahoma.

Damn... hope my plane never crashes in that sh*thole.

Thanks for the info tho... 'preciate it. Wondered where all those stiffs were comin' from.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hawler

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