Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.



Tags: criminal investigation, CriminalInvestigation, defacing property, DefacingProperty, great white shark, GreatWhiteShark, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, posters

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46. Sounds like this may be a publicity stunt. Either way, all we need to do is boycott everything she does and perhaps this nonsense will stop.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Main Street

47. Yes...she's an idiot. But even worse will be the idiot officials who bow to her celebrity, and let her get off with a slap on the wrist.

Posted at 4:26PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Great White

48. Lot of Alcoholics on that list... no wonder I'd drink myself a new liver if I had to spend more than a day in Oklahomo...

what a depressing crap Pitt .... Honestly... I am not kidding... Obama should seriously consider removing this state from the U.S. maybe we could split Pittsburgh into two states ... anything! Please, won't somebody listen??!!

Posted at 4:29PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hawler

49. Wouldn't it be fun if Alba went swimming in the Ocean and got eaten by a Shark ??!!! Alba must be a total idiot or on drugs. Probably both ! Hope she is served with a HUGE fine for defacing public property.

Posted at 4:31PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Alba, you are a Moron

50. Lot of Alcoholics on that list... no wonder I'd drink myself a new liver if I had to spend more than a day in Oklahomo...

what a depressing crap Pitt .... Honestly... I am not kidding... Obama should seriously consider removing this state from the U.S. maybe we could split Pittsburgh into two states ... anything! Please, won't somebody listen??!!

Posted at 4:30PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Hawler

51. To LatinaCandy: the boy's name "Oral" is a variant of "Orel" (Latin), and the meaning of Oral is "golden." In Spanish, "oro" means "gold." See? Isn't learning fun?

Posted at 4:33PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Fred

52. She is not a Mexican... Hell no.. She is way too stupid.

Posted at 4:43PM on Jun 9th 2009 by antijessica

53. Another stupid one who actually thinks she's smart. The worst kind of all. She didn't know she was land locked because she doesn't know where Oklahoma is located. She needs to just go away.

Posted at 4:31PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Chitown

54. she has no talent and she's an absolute moron! Jessica alba is dumb!

Posted at 4:32PM on Jun 9th 2009 by MickeyMouse

55. Someone please tell Ms. Alba to stop forcing her beliefs on everyone else. Has-been moron.

Posted at 4:33PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Well now...

56. By the way, here's what you'll see in the next day or two: Alba will apologize, pay for the damage she did and make a sizable donation to the United Way and charges will be dropped. Whether you see that as a form of justice or not is up to you.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Fred

57. Hey TMZ, SCREW YOU!!! I was a fan, but I live in OKC and I take offense.

OKC is beautiful. True, we are on the come up, so it is no LA or NYC. But, we have a lot to offer. You can experience natural beauty as well as many of the amentities of a larger city.

Please stop the snobbery. I bet you have never even been here. Ya'll can kiss our "flyover states" ass. I just returned from NYC this past week and I was more than happy to get back to OKC where it is quieter, cleaner, friendlier and more laid back. You like garbage on the streets? Well, we like trees, stars and grass. I don't think I'll be reading you for a while.....

Posted at 4:41PM on Jun 9th 2009 by platinumkittykat

58. What an idiot. Surely if she truly cared she would use her celebrity status to raise awareness instead of gluing stupid posters with no message on it to everything in sight. I hope they press criminal charges and quit letting these moronic celebrities get away with such garbage.

Posted at 4:44PM on Jun 9th 2009 by jlove

59. HEY DUMB A** # 41 THATS HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME. EVER HEARD OF THE ORAL ROBETS UNIVERSITY LOCATED IN TULSA OK IT IS A BIBLE COLLEGE. ONCE AGAIN DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU TRY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO SAY.
#34 AND WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A GOOD ACTOR? YOURSELF? YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH ACKNOWLEDGING ANY MORE.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

60. I've been working out of the Country. So, who is this Alba? Is she just another dumb as a rock Hollywood Bimbo? They should wear muzzles. They are a disgrace to women everywhere.

Posted at 4:48PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Lucy

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