Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.



Tags: criminal investigation, CriminalInvestigation, defacing property, DefacingProperty, great white shark, GreatWhiteShark, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, posters

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61. . HEY DUMB A** # 41 THATS HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME. EVER HEARD OF THE ORAL ROBETS UNIVERSITY LOCATED IN TULSA OK IT IS A BIBLE COLLEGE. ONCE AGAIN DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU TRY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO SAY.
#34 AND WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A GOOD ACTOR? YOURSELF? YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH ACKNOWLEDGING ANY MORE.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

YaH... SIGN ME UP FOR ORAL ROBETS UNIVERSITY... MY GOD... IF THERE WASN'T ALREADY ENUF PROOF THAT ONLY MORONS COME FROM OKLA-HOMO!

Posted at 4:52PM on Jun 9th 2009 by sMAT

62. Yes shes stupid but stop dissing sharks, has anyone ever seen Shark water, it will make you cry!

Posted at 4:51PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Jen

63. Who does she think she is? Self-righteous little snot!
Just because she's a celebrity, she assumes that people care what she thinks.
Nice example she sets for all the aspiring little vandals out there!

Posted at 4:55PM on Jun 9th 2009 by LWood

64. Oklahoma is very nice State! However, her behavior is not nice. She is a poster child that demonstrates that hispanics (even the educated ones) are born with the so-called "Warrior" gene. Or, it could be that she is a few fish tacos short of a dozen. Can't stand her.

Posted at 5:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Blue Sky

65. She is an IDIOT and that is the dumbest stunt I have ever heard of. Is she that desperate? Squeeze out a kid and maybe somebody will care about you

Posted at 5:02PM on Jun 9th 2009 by LadyFrank

66. and people like this PROCREATE

Posted at 5:07PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Amanda

67. OKLAHOMA CITY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SHARKS..... WHAT A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Lucy

68. NOBODY has the right to destroy or damage other people's property. PERIOD.

Shame on her. I see no reason why legal action shouldn't be taken against her. This is no different than if it were graffiti. Who is paying to clean it up?

Posted at 5:38PM on Jun 9th 2009 by HARDY-HAR-HAR

69. guess this "known for her sexy body" nut case doesn't know there are no sharks in oklahoma. except in some aquarium for people to look at. did she finish 8th grade?

Posted at 5:22PM on Jun 9th 2009 by jubba

70. Until you get to know someone from Oklahoma and actually come here, I suggest you can those judgmental opinions to yourself.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jun 9th 2009 by airplane

71. Arrest Jessica Alba immediately.

Posted at 5:32PM on Jun 9th 2009 by The Judge

72. Why is she defacing electrical boxes in Oklahoma? Hot-glue is an evil vandalism that makes posters nearly impossible to remove. All over Los Angeles electrical boxes get defaced by hispanic gangsters. Jessica, go back to Los Angeles, a sanctuary city thanks to Los Angeles's liberal bi-sexual, hispanic mayor. Jessica, Peaceful Oklahoma doesn't want you here.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Surf and Sand

73. I don't think it has anything to do with her ethnicity. It has everything to do with her feeling we need to be educated about whales, of all things. What a stupid hill to decide to die on. And de-facing property, too. Maybe it's because younger starlets are coming up and she's threatened and wants attention back on her. That would also explain the desperate S&M poster supposedly to draw attention to our responsibility to vote. Lame and embarrassing.

Posted at 6:02PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Well now...

74. Jessica Alba is here today, gone today. Can anybody say Loni Anderson?

Posted at 6:03PM on Jun 9th 2009 by She didn't do it very whale

75. Jessica Alba is here today, gone today. Can anybody say Loni Anderson?

Posted at 6:04PM on Jun 9th 2009 by She didn't do it very whale

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