Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.



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121. Jessica Alba is an idiot. She knows she's an idiot or she wouldn't be apologizing...no wonder her man always looks miserable...he knows she's an idiot too.

Posted at 11:46AM on Jun 10th 2009 by 2cute4u

122. woow oklahoma

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 10th 2009 by marco

123. I do live in Oklahoma City and I think it's great when a movie is going to filmed here as it does bring money to our city, but if the stars of those films are going to trash my town then quit making your damn movies here. Go trash your own town and leave ours alone. We have a nice city here and I would guarantee no one in our entire state cares anything at all about sharks. The only water animal we care about are the ones we can catch and fry up.

Posted at 1:40PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by Katie J.

124. to the person who wrote "1. Wtf!? I say KILL the sharks! Those scary things have never done us any good."

What good have you done anyone? do you donate money do you save lives do you do anything worth while? cause if not should you be killed since you dont do any good?

no one gives a s**t if you dont like sharks. Doesnt mean they should be killed. What if i dont like you should the same be said about you? If you dont like something then thats your choice. Just because you or a group of people dont like something doesnt mean it should be killed/banned/or gotten rid of. Totally different subject but its like those stupid stay at home moms that wanna ban video games because they are violent. MAYBE IF YOU DID SOME PARENTING LIKE YOU SHOULD YOUR KID WOULDNT BE PLAYING THEM. Just because you dont want your stupid child playing games doesnt mean i shouldnt be allowed to. Its my life.

Posted at 5:04PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Aaron

125. I live in Oklahoma, and I think that if I ever evevr ever saw a great white shark in Oklahoma, I would poop my pants and then run away as fast as I could. I would be much more concerned with how the hell a shark got into Oklahoma than I would be with killing it. Wrong state, sweetheart.

Posted at 5:25PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Tim

126. I grew up in Oklahoma and its such a lame state that most punk ass hippies have nothing better to do with thier time than to vandalize crap...Apparantly Jessica Alba was really bored that her democratic hippy side became over powering that the only source of entertainment was to vandalize something, she actually fits right in that state. And very well said, Oklahoma is just a fly over state, nothing more. Southern California is where its at!

Posted at 11:15AM on Jun 11th 2009 by Stacey

127. FLY OVER STATE?!?!

You've probably never been to Oklahoma. Yeah maybe there isn't quite as much crime, and slums...I guess that's what you're into if you're from LA.

But anyways, I don't think Jessica Alba should get in trouble. She was just helping out an organazation, it wasn't her campaign or anything.

Posted at 9:11AM on Jun 11th 2009 by Chiami

128. ok loser up there actually i agree wit hand sharks have done us good becuasethey have antibodys in them that will help stop or stop spreading cancer such as malaria breast cance and other ya take bite of that b otch i hate people lkike u and everyone should and if anybodys friends got attacked its probably because the were peeing in the water went in with an open wound or were splashing around like a ostrich bitch head wait to late for that loser snot nosed filthy braiined and do u know wat would happen if sharks wernt in our eco system the ocean would be over runned with fish and all different kinds of fish like poisen ones u bastard

Posted at 12:08PM on Jun 12th 2009 by katherine Lentz

129. I live in Oklahoma City. I didn't know the shark population was dwindling here.

Posted at 8:31PM on Jun 12th 2009 by HeyJude

130. one she is a certifed scuba diver in the movie deep blue she swims with them so shut up about her swiming with sharks and she supports alot of thing like womens rights and gives to lots of charitys and did u ever think shes against sharks being held in a zoo in OK and normal people deface property all the time and never get caught or blaimed so there u all go dont hate people just cause its not what u belive

Posted at 10:24PM on Jun 12th 2009 by world peace

131. I live in Oklahoma City, and I KNOW I've seen a shark in Arcadia Lake. One walked into IHOP a week ago and was promptly refused service. Sharks are endangered in Oklahoma. She was well within her right to destroy public property in defense of these poor defenseless cuddly abused animals, as long as I'm well within my rights to destroy any and all vehicles she owns/drives in the name of self-preservation. People that dumb, don't deserve to drive.

Posted at 10:42PM on Jun 20th 2009 by Sharkbait

132. Alba there once vistied my state of New Mexico....Albuquerque to exact and had the NERVE to insult the city saying there
was NOTHING there to do except vist Wal Mart.
If that TWIT had been SMART enough to look around she might have been surprised at how much culture is in the area but then if it isn't Rodeo Drive or some such I guess it's nothing.
Prosecute this TWIT! god how stupid...and she even MUGS for a picture!
LOL INCREDIBLY stupid!

Posted at 6:45AM on Jun 21st 2009 by R.Romero

133. Am I the only one here who is actually on Jessica Alba's side? I think it's great how she wants to save the persecuted sharks. Sure, she should be doing this without vandalism, but at least she's fighting a worthy cause. And I'm sick of this "animal rights vs human rights" crap! Just because a person loves animals doesn't mean he or she hates humans.

Posted at 12:51PM on Jun 21st 2009 by BlueFlameBat

134. I dont condone her actions but respect the cause, What people dont seem to understand is that the ocean is a sharks home and we are putting ourselves into harms way when we invade thier home. If you get bit then thats how it is.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 26th 2009 by Danyel

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