Obama Tells Colbert to Take It All Off
As in, shave off every piece of hair on his head -- and when the President tells you do to something, you do it.
As in, shave off every piece of hair on his head -- and when the President tells you do to something, you do it.
31. You're 100% correct CJ, we are becoming more diverse each year. Thanks to liberals allowing illegals to sneak in without consequence, and blacks start having babies when they're 12 years old. Now that's diversity I can believe it!!
Posted at 1:57PM on Jun 9th 2009 by TJ
32. # 29,
dinsdale, Obama can't tie his shoes without his teleprompter instructing him how, let alone tell a joke. Why do you think his aides are so hellbent on keeping him reading off his beloved teleprompter? Because when he's talking off the cuff he sounds like a retard that's been on a week long drinking binge. Wake up.
Posted at 2:17PM on Jun 9th 2009 by ignorance is bliss
33. obama sucks bush was the best president ever also clinton sucks i wish bush could of ran the country for 8 mor years everything was going so well obama screwed it all up
Posted at 1:27PM on Jun 9th 2009 by jake
34. Its amazing how Obama is being blamed for all this crap thats going on. The writing was on the wall and people were losing their jobs, homes, pensions, etc. long before he became president. Unfortunately he's the one who's holding the bag. And what's wrong with Obama telling a joke every now and then? Better that he tells jokes than to be a joke like the previous administration.
Posted at 1:31PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Sam
35. CJ,
The fact you can only use biased, skewed approval numbers says it all. You can't use job growth or economic numbers because they're the worst they've been in decades.
Interesting how just about every major city and urban area is controlled by incompetent liberals and are the ones hurting the most during these current times. There isn't one single community, town, city, what have you, that is controlled by a majority of Democrats that is succeeding. They are all in debt and if they're not bankrupt they're near it. You obviously know nothing about politics if you think the GOP is "extreme right." They nominated the most liberal candidate in the history of the party with John McCain and lost. Had they had a real Conservative they would have beat Obama in a landslide. So please, if you want to have a serious discussion at least be honest and not just repeating nonsense you've read on DailyKos.
LOL, "other media." Yeah, wonder which fair and honest media you could be referring too? Too funny for words.....
Posted at 1:34PM on Jun 9th 2009 by skater hater
36. you guys are a bunch of haters. chill out.
Posted at 2:14PM on Jun 9th 2009 by tarah
37. It's obvious that all the negative Obama comments are the same person is posting over and over under different names. You must be unemployed, which I'm sure is President Obama's fault as well, correct? It's the same writing style, structure, etc. I can easily find actual, you know FACTS that discredit virtually everything you have just said, but it's useless since you'll probably blame President Obama for the tornadoes that hit the midwest eariler this week.
When you said that George W. Bush administration was not to blame for the economic crisis, that the economy runs in "cycles", and that it's all President Obama is to blame for the high unemployment numbers after less than five months in office, I decided that you aren't deserving of any debate.
Funny how you say that I'm reciting Democratic talking points, when everything you have said has been covered on Rush Limbaugh in the last week. Yes, I listen to him, too.
Like I said in my very first post, coming to a site like OMGWTFTMZ and spouting stupid, fact-less rhetoric about how our President is a failure after only 139 days in office, well, I don't know who you are trying to reach. Katy Perry fans? Speidi haters? The Octomom? So go ahead and keep posting "facts" about how President Obama is using taxpayer money to brush his teeth or whatnot--I'm going to leave here and, you know, go outside my house and do something. Good day.
p.s.-Thanks for resorting to childish name calling and saying I was retarded. Real mature, buddy. Now get back to writing about how Obama and Osama are buddies.
Posted at 2:24PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Stevo
38. Dang!!! Stevo is so ANGRAH!!!!!! Why are you so upset and paranoid friend? Is it because you cant disprove anything that has been said about the Messiah? If it's so easy to find these "facts" then why not do it? And why would you have to "find them?" Shouldn't you just know them if you're such the intellect?
I don't even know who you're wishing to debate, but I know that the economy runs in cycles. Anyone with a decent high school education knows this. So not sure what you're trying to prove there. Other than the fact you don't want to debate whoever it is you're typing to since it's clear you'd lose. Obama is driving up the unemployment numbers with his foolish, Socialist policies. Had he left well enough alone they'd be coming down instead of rising.
Funny you'd accuse others of being unemployed and then say you're just going to go outside your house (government funded home) and do "something." LOL, guess you're unemployed, ehh big talker? You're trying to insult people for talking politics on here yet...hmm....you're doing it yourself? Typical hypocritical liberal, not surprising.
P.S. - I think your people are still blaming Bush for weather related tragedies. Just yet another thing Obama can still pass the buck on
Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 9th 2009 by kookoo
39. Wow, you people are retarded, Bush did us in worse than Obama could ever. As a former Marine, I can proudly say that he is my president, which I could not say about GW. Obama will save this country, and you retards will be sitting saying "Err, I knew he could do it all along."
I know I am intelligent because I know nothing.
-Socrates
Semper Fidelis.
Posted at 3:16PM on Jun 9th 2009 by DevilDog
40. See the Obama haters out in full force - they won't be happy until we are all standing in bread lines.
The bit was funny, no matter WHO was in it. Colbert is a genius and the right just can't stand the fact that the most popular president is recent years is not THEIRS. Go hide under your covers and listen to Cheney and Rush. Then be afraid, be very afraid. Be afraid until the day you die. Be hateful too. What a waste of time, but be my guest.
Posted at 3:29PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Rush is an uneducated joke
41. I love Obama for playing along, and for being a wonderful president in general.
Stephen I love because he is always hysterically funny.
Great job.
Posted at 3:51PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Mara
42. To the idiot saying that "the right won't be happy until we're all standing in bread lines." Hmmm...hello, that's exactly what Obama is TRYING to do!!! He wants us all dependent on the government. Were you born yesterday? Most popular President in recent years? Says who? Bill Maher? Chris Matthews? Keith Olbermann? CNN? Yeah, those RECORD HIGH employment numbers are REALLY gonna make him popular alright. So is federalizing everything like we're a Communist nation.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, but I think even you know that your boy will be booted the hell out in '12, if there's even a United States left by then.
Posted at 4:53PM on Jun 9th 2009 by roller girl
43. Pretty strange it took putting a Socialist in the White House before Colbert would notice the troops. Typical liberal hypocrisy.
Posted at 4:41PM on Jun 9th 2009 by wosay
44. Doesn't the President have more important matters to attend to?
Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Paula
45. Skater Hater -
I'd actually debate with you but there's no point...you and what's left of your party are reduced to playing damage control on various websites. Posting any economic / job growth numbers would be a waste of time because conservatives like you are on the brink of desperation, like your party. There is an article on the USA today website siting a poll that a third of Republicans are completely disenchanted with their party. But you will simply say that this is another example of the liberal media and biased polling. Since you like numbers, why don't you research George W's out going approval ratings. Your insinuation that the job growth numbers and current economic conditions are somehow attributed to the current administration is amusing. Even when it is has been established by all pundits on both sides that the troubles started a long time ago during the Clinton administration with some questionable policies, added on to by Bush's administration. But you go ahead and keep trying to put the blame on Obama, whose administration has only been in office for 6 months. I remember conservatives and right radicals saying 4 months ago that this recession is going to last for years, that the DOW was going to crash below 4000.....LMAO. You are the one that lacks understanding. Jobs will not increase until the credit market turns the corner....now that it seemingly has, the other numbers will begin to improve. All in just 6 months. Plus we have a President that is being welcomed on foreign soil, rather than having shoes being thrown at him. What it leaves is the increasingly decreasing GOP members like you having to criticize Pres. Obama on a New York Dates and trips to France....and in this case,....bringing some laughs to our troops by appearing on Colbert' show which is doing some shows from the Middle East with our troops.
To add, you say most urban areas are controlled by incompetent liberals...and that if the GOP had run a conservative against Obama rather than McCain...you would have won in a land slide. So...why didn't you guys do that?! LMAO. That's seems pretty incompetent to me. Or have you like most of the nation...fallen out of love Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber. Funny how in a matter of months after Nov 2008, the GOP had Jindal front and center giving rebuttals, and Steele as RNC chair. Ummmm....Obvious much? I'm an independent by the way. I did vote for Obama. But like most people who do have a brain....everyone knows that the only chance for Republicans in Congressional 2010 and Presidential 2012....is to pin these current circumstances on Pres Obama. The only problem is he seems to be answering the bell very well and making the decisions that seem to be getting positive results. I can almost hear Limbaugh and Hannity praying for a terrorist attack to occur. After all, they need him to fail right? But I'm thinking President Obama will be able to handle the situation, considering he has handled so much already.
But you keep on the offensive Skater Hater....people who actually know the circumstances and understand the game....find your "Spin" amusing.
Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 9th 2009 by CJ