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Obama Tells Colbert to Take It All Off

6/9/2009 3:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

As in, shave off every piece of hair on his head -- and when the President tells you do to something, you do it.

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31.

who has the facts? ME    

See the Obama haters out in full force - they won't be happy until we are all standing in bread lines.
The bit was funny, no matter WHO was in it. Colbert is a genius and the right just can't stand the fact that the most popular president is recent years is not THEIRS. Go hide under your covers and listen to Cheney and Rush. Then be afraid, be very afraid. Be afraid until the day you die. Be hateful too. What a waste of time, but be my guest.

1873 days ago
32.

Mar Mar    

I love Obama for playing along, and for being a wonderful president in general.
Stephen I love because he is always hysterically funny.

Great job.

1873 days ago
33.

SocialistCowardicePigs    

To the idiot saying that "the right won't be happy until we're all standing in bread lines." Hmmm...hello, that's exactly what Obama is TRYING to do!!! He wants us all dependent on the government. Were you born yesterday? Most popular President in recent years? Says who? Bill Maher? Chris Matthews? Keith Olbermann? CNN? Yeah, those RECORD HIGH employment numbers are REALLY gonna make him popular alright. So is federalizing everything like we're a Communist nation.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, but I think even you know that your boy will be booted the hell out in '12, if there's even a United States left by then.

1873 days ago
34.

Alexa    

Doesn't the President have more important matters to attend to?

1873 days ago
35.

Amanda    

I hate them all.

1873 days ago
36.

THEMOMMA    

colbert is an a##wipe !!!!!

1873 days ago
37.

THEMOMMA    

oh, and btw so is obama !!!!!!!

1873 days ago
38.

Natalie    

Obama is the worst President! All he wants to be is a celebrity. People wanted change.... well now you have a celebrity running the country... yay there is some change! How about focusing on what you should be focusing on... stop lying and making false promises.... in his first two years it is estimated that he will have spent more than Bush did in his first four. WAKE UP AMERICA... He is the downfall of our country! You'll see when nothing has changed in four years and its worse than EVER!!

1873 days ago
39.

LoveIsMyZen    

I think it's really disgusting how most of you are so hateful and racist. Bush basically set up his successor to fail, and that's where Obama is starting from. Things do not take overnight to fix and we should all just stop being so negative. I think we as Americans should be patient, supportive, and have faith that OUR PRESIDENT OBAMA will do his VERY BEST to dig us out of the hellhole Bush left us in.

Peace and Love to all our troops in the middle east and Our President Obama.

1872 days ago
40.

LoveIsMyZen    

oh and btw Colbert was hillarious as usual and i think it's awesome that we have a president who can take 5 min out of his busy day and joke around :)

1872 days ago
41.

hahahahahha!!!!!    

-CJ

You're about as much of an independent as Bill Maher is an America loving Conservative. Independents are only those that lack the balls to go the distance and call themselves what they really are, a LIBERAL. Why does that word frighten you so? Funny that you're fixated on the GOP so much. Why are you so invested in them? Why can't you prop up your failing President instead of focusing on the latest GOP propaganda that you find on hate sites like the HuffingtonPost and DailyKos? You can't say anything positive about YOUR President because he is in fact failing miserably.

LOL, Not sure which bell you think Obama is answering. If the bell is "destroy America as fast as you possibly can and make them as weak as possible" then I would agree with you, he is answering that bell just fine. Please, tell me who all these "rightwing radicals" are that seem to agree with you 100% You keep making this claim, but yet you haven't provided a single name. And if the GOP is so right wing why did they nominate a candidate that was just barely to the right of Obama? You can't have it both ways, which is what you're trying to do but I've called you out at every turn. So if you wish to continue with your "well there's PLENTY of rightwing extremists that argee with me" bs then back it up with some names.

Fact of the matter is, Obama has failed and will continue to fail. He lied to the American people when he told us unless he IMMEDIATELY passes all his Socialist stimulus packages we may see unemployment numbers at 8%. Well guess what sunshine? He did pass all his stimulus bills but yet unemployment numbers just didn't hit 8%, they're now at 9.4%. Now please CJ, enlighten us with your wisdom and explain to us why the Messiah lied to us and why unemployment continues to rise even though the Messiah has gotten his way from day one in office? Why are we losing jobs at a record speed? Why are American car workers and dealers having to sit back and watch foreign nations taking their jobs and dealerships? Why are more people seeking unemployment than they ever have before? Yes, he has been in office for 6 months, and in 6 months he's caused this much damage. Credit markets? LOL, you are like an MSNBC talking point. No sweetheart, jobs increase with free-market capitalism. The American people create the jobs, not the f'n government. We've seen Socialism fail in EVERY single country that has tried it before, and it will surely fail here as well, which it has already before Obama can even get to the meat of it. Did you happen to notice the wide spread of liberal rejection in Europe last week? They elected Conservatives across the board because they FINALLY realized the liberal experiment was a complete failure. The same thing will happen here as well, but only quicker. We gave Carter a chance and then kicked his dumbass out in 4 years, the same will happen to Obama.

LOL, who is welcoming Obama on foreign soils that didn't welcome Bush? The only difference I see is that Hamas and Al-Quada would absolutely welcome Obama with open arms. Somehow I think you believe that would be a good thing. The world knows Obama is weak and a bitch. They know he will destroy this country. While he's preaching that it's just fine for N. Korea and Iran to pursue nuclear weapons, he's says we're scrapping ours and are going to focus on windmills and solar panels. He's the laughing stock in the world right now and all those that have opposed the US for years are overjoyed he is in office.

I really pray that you decide to think for yourself one day and stop relying on Hollywood to tell you how to think. You come across as very uninformed and a rank and file sheep of the DNC, Mr. "Independent" LOL!!!!!!!!


1872 days ago
42.

hahahahahha!!!!!    

There's a reason why North Korea has test fired more missles in the span of a week with Obama in office than during the entire 8 years Bush was. They know Obama won't do sh*t. The worst they'll get is a letter from him begging them to please stop being terrrorists. Not only does having this idiot in office put our own country in grave danger, but also the world.

Nobody respects Obama and it shows

1872 days ago
43.

hahahahahha!!!!!    

Wow!! Ain't it grand how now all the liberal kooks in Hollywood want to pay attention to the troops? What a co-winky-dink!!! Wonder if they are still calling them dumbasses, uneducated war mongers and cold blooded killers like the Dems in Washington have done over the past 8 years?

1872 days ago
44.

SocialistCowardicePigs    

Personally I think it's awesome that the Obamas are spending our money and enjoying it. They deserve it for all that they've had to overcome and endure over the years. I hope Michelle spends lots of our money on her two beautiful little daughters in London and Paris. They deserve a paid vacation.

1872 days ago
45.

hahahahahha!!!!!    

-CJ

My apologies, I was unaware of your vision problems. Surely you must have bad vision since you managed to not answer 11, I repeat, ELEVEN, questions that I asked of you, LOL!!!! Not surprising, but here, let me help you out and repeat my questions, because SURELY you're not tucking tail and dodging them, I mean, with all your superior intellect and all, right cutie? :)

1. Independents are only those that lack the balls to go the distance and call themselves what they really are, a LIBERAL. Why does that word frighten you so?

2. Funny that you're fixated on the GOP so much. Why are you so invested in them?

3. Why can't you prop up your failing President instead of focusing on the latest GOP propaganda that you find on hate sites like the HuffingtonPost and DailyKos?

4. Please, tell me who all these "rightwing radicals" are that seem to agree with you 100% You keep making this claim, but yet you haven't provided a single name?

5. And if the GOP is so right wing why did they nominate a candidate that was just barely to the right of Obama?

6. Now please CJ, enlighten us with your wisdom and explain to us why the Messiah lied to us and why unemployment continues to rise even though the Messiah has gotten his way from day one in office?

7. Why are we losing jobs at a record speed?

8. Why are American car workers and dealers having to sit back and watch foreign nations taking their jobs and dealerships?

9. Why are more people seeking unemployment than they ever have before?

10. Did you happen to notice the wide spread of liberal rejection in Europe last week?

11. LOL, who is welcoming Obama on foreign soils that didn't welcome Bush?

I even tried spacing them out for you to avoid any confusion. I'll give you the benefit of a doubt and assume you just weren't wearing your glasses, right kitten? :)

Besides, surely you wouldn't use liberal selective reading skills since you're no match for little 'ol me?? LOL!!!

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