Obama Tells Colbert to Take It All Off

As in, shave off every piece of hair on his head -- and when the President tells you do to something, you do it.

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46. I hate them all.

Posted at 5:39PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Amanda

47. Hey TMZ...

-- and when the President tells you do to something, you do it.

If it was George W, you'd be sayin the same thing... right?

Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 9th 2009 by UnderDogOSX

48. colbert is an a##wipe !!!!!

Posted at 7:42PM on Jun 9th 2009 by THEMOMMA

49. oh, and btw so is obama !!!!!!!

Posted at 7:43PM on Jun 9th 2009 by THEMOMMA

50. Obama is the worst President! All he wants to be is a celebrity. People wanted change.... well now you have a celebrity running the country... yay there is some change! How about focusing on what you should be focusing on... stop lying and making false promises.... in his first two years it is estimated that he will have spent more than Bush did in his first four. WAKE UP AMERICA... He is the downfall of our country! You'll see when nothing has changed in four years and its worse than EVER!!

Posted at 8:10PM on Jun 9th 2009 by natalie

51. I think it's really disgusting how most of you are so hateful and racist. Bush basically set up his successor to fail, and that's where Obama is starting from. Things do not take overnight to fix and we should all just stop being so negative. I think we as Americans should be patient, supportive, and have faith that OUR PRESIDENT OBAMA will do his VERY BEST to dig us out of the hellhole Bush left us in.

Peace and Love to all our troops in the middle east and Our President Obama.

Posted at 10:17PM on Jun 9th 2009 by LoveIsMyZen

52. oh and btw Colbert was hillarious as usual and i think it's awesome that we have a president who can take 5 min out of his busy day and joke around :)

Posted at 10:19PM on Jun 9th 2009 by LoveIsMyZen

53. When did Limbaugh start giving shout-outs to TMZ? Or is it just that his fan-base is naturally attracted to media that's rude, snide and detached from reality?

Posted at 5:05AM on Jun 10th 2009 by lolwut

54. -CJ

You're about as much of an independent as Bill Maher is an America loving Conservative. Independents are only those that lack the balls to go the distance and call themselves what they really are, a LIBERAL. Why does that word frighten you so? Funny that you're fixated on the GOP so much. Why are you so invested in them? Why can't you prop up your failing President instead of focusing on the latest GOP propaganda that you find on hate sites like the HuffingtonPost and DailyKos? You can't say anything positive about YOUR President because he is in fact failing miserably.

LOL, Not sure which bell you think Obama is answering. If the bell is "destroy America as fast as you possibly can and make them as weak as possible" then I would agree with you, he is answering that bell just fine. Please, tell me who all these "rightwing radicals" are that seem to agree with you 100% You keep making this claim, but yet you haven't provided a single name. And if the GOP is so right wing why did they nominate a candidate that was just barely to the right of Obama? You can't have it both ways, which is what you're trying to do but I've called you out at every turn. So if you wish to continue with your "well there's PLENTY of rightwing extremists that argee with me" bs then back it up with some names.

Fact of the matter is, Obama has failed and will continue to fail. He lied to the American people when he told us unless he IMMEDIATELY passes all his Socialist stimulus packages we may see unemployment numbers at 8%. Well guess what sunshine? He did pass all his stimulus bills but yet unemployment numbers just didn't hit 8%, they're now at 9.4%. Now please CJ, enlighten us with your wisdom and explain to us why the Messiah lied to us and why unemployment continues to rise even though the Messiah has gotten his way from day one in office? Why are we losing jobs at a record speed? Why are American car workers and dealers having to sit back and watch foreign nations taking their jobs and dealerships? Why are more people seeking unemployment than they ever have before? Yes, he has been in office for 6 months, and in 6 months he's caused this much damage. Credit markets? LOL, you are like an MSNBC talking point. No sweetheart, jobs increase with free-market capitalism. The American people create the jobs, not the f'n government. We've seen Socialism fail in EVERY single country that has tried it before, and it will surely fail here as well, which it has already before Obama can even get to the meat of it. Did you happen to notice the wide spread of liberal rejection in Europe last week? They elected Conservatives across the board because they FINALLY realized the liberal experiment was a complete failure. The same thing will happen here as well, but only quicker. We gave Carter a chance and then kicked his dumbass out in 4 years, the same will happen to Obama.

LOL, who is welcoming Obama on foreign soils that didn't welcome Bush? The only difference I see is that Hamas and Al-Quada would absolutely welcome Obama with open arms. Somehow I think you believe that would be a good thing. The world knows Obama is weak and a bitch. They know he will destroy this country. While he's preaching that it's just fine for N. Korea and Iran to pursue nuclear weapons, he's says we're scrapping ours and are going to focus on windmills and solar panels. He's the laughing stock in the world right now and all those that have opposed the US for years are overjoyed he is in office.

I really pray that you decide to think for yourself one day and stop relying on Hollywood to tell you how to think. You come across as very uninformed and a rank and file sheep of the DNC, Mr. "Independent" LOL!!!!!!!!


Posted at 8:39AM on Jun 10th 2009 by skater hater

55. There's a reason why North Korea has test fired more missles in the span of a week with Obama in office than during the entire 8 years Bush was. They know Obama won't do sh*t. The worst they'll get is a letter from him begging them to please stop being terrrorists. Not only does having this idiot in office put our own country in grave danger, but also the world.

Nobody respects Obama and it shows

Posted at 9:57AM on Jun 10th 2009 by running in circles

56. Wow!! Ain't it grand how now all the liberal kooks in Hollywood want to pay attention to the troops? What a co-winky-dink!!! Wonder if they are still calling them dumbasses, uneducated war mongers and cold blooded killers like the Dems in Washington have done over the past 8 years?

Posted at 10:38AM on Jun 10th 2009 by typical

57. Personally I think it's awesome that the Obamas are spending our money and enjoying it. They deserve it for all that they've had to overcome and endure over the years. I hope Michelle spends lots of our money on her two beautiful little daughters in London and Paris. They deserve a paid vacation.

Posted at 1:09PM on Jun 10th 2009 by kandy

58. Skater Hater -

LMAO....angry much? Did I touch a nerve? Again...desperation breeds animosity...and your sudden turn to personal attacks is straight from the playbook of radicals...both left wing and right wing. This is the very reason why, as I stated in my initial reply, that debating with you would be pointless. Sunshine? Sweetheart?...hahaha. You even started throwing around cuss words. I like political debate, it's important to be aware of what's happening with our country and the globe. But I only enjoy having it with people who can keep a level head.

You keep blasting me with websites referring about "talking points", yet you are here using terminology like 'messiah" and "socialist" when referring to President Obama that I've only heard from extreme right wing loons. Goes to the whole name calling thing I was talking about. And yes, the left wing morons that called President Bush satirical names for 8 years are equally as bad. I however believe it is our right as citizens to be critical of governments so even though I would say Bush's policies and 8 years were bad ones...I personally have never made up 'names' or made fun of the man...just the policies. And my comment about shoes being thrown wasn't a joke...it was a factual incident.

In fact you, and many like you on the net, are the very reason why your party is suffering and decreasing in numbers. Just by your treatment of me. As I have stated, I am an Independent. I have both conservative and liberal views. I enjoy Anderson Cooper as much as I enjoy Bill Oreilly If you don't think that all of this spending has me worried, you are wrong. The challenges President Obama walked into, by all accounts, have been historic. And the spending has been off the charts. But I have noticed that the recession that was supposed to last for years will be over by the end of the year...and the Banks that were taken over and given tax payer money...have now found solid footing to start paying back the TARP loans.

With extraordinary problems, comes extraordinary solutions.The reason why I pointed out the the job approval numbers is because it's obvious that the majority of people are aware of the current circumstances and are giving this administration a chance. They are not like people like you who seem to think President Obama can fix everything in 6 months. Your "socialism" mantra is the actual joke. The continued and selective bailout's are certainly this administration's first point of judgment in history and has given the GOP a common mantra. Now the first TARP bailout was from George Bush, yet it's Pres Obama trying to bring socialism. And look at all of the subsequent bail out votes....every GOP member voted against right? The bailouts are unprecendented and a huge risk...but it seems as though it has helped buy these mega-companies some time to establish some type of foothold and begin recovery. At which time the government will liquidate it's assets within each company and bow out. That's the plan anyways. But with your spin..."the government is buying companies, to hold them indefinitely, to control the people and market." But It works with your supporters because that's all I read and see on the web from people helping to campaign (either directly or indirectly) for congessional 2010 and 2012. It's good that enough people see through it.

And you keep talking about job numbers and all this spending....Let's say McCain and Palin had won...same circumstances.....They do the opposite....completely stopped any more TARP money for banks, no bail out for Chrysler and GM...which needed it to continue back in December 2008....All of a sudden, all of these companies suddenly file for Chapter 11 at the end of December. Hey, that's capitalism right? Only the strong survive. What do you think those unemployment numbers would be then...all of those autoworkers, peripheral businesses like car dealers, car parts makers, mechanics, car washes, car stores and car related items etc all left to deal with the mess.....and what if McCain/Palin ended all funds to the banks....no payrolls, no loans for anyone, a freeze on financial assets and transactions. Do you think we would be better off now, 6 months in with Obama, where the TARP banks are now starting to repay the loans, where Chrysler and GM have been able to negotiate takeovers and controlled Chapter 11s while literally giving these peripheral businesses at least 3-5 months to deal with impending consequences, rather than an immediate jolt.

I guess I'll judge President Obama's policies, failures and successes, in 2012 come re-election time...versus your 6 month judgment. What I find funny is even though the GOP numbers are shrinking due to a lack of enthusiasm and diversity, I guess the web posters didn't get the GOP memo, of needing to grow the party. What better way to do that Skater Hater than to name call and cuss when posting a reply.

And finally Skater Hater....most everyone are aware who the radicals are in both parties are. I'm not here to list and give their Myspaces and Twitters. Maybe the reason why you don't know who I am talking about when I use those terms is because you are a supporter of these individuals and don't find their views "radical."

In any case have fun helping to campaign. "And that's a Memo."

I'll even close with another OReilly quote..." I'll give you he last word."

Because I'm done with you. Especially since this is TMZ. We should be talking about a Lohan or cellulite or something.

Posted at 3:57PM on Jun 10th 2009 by CJ

59. -CJ

My apologies, I was unaware of your vision problems. Surely you must have bad vision since you managed to not answer 11, I repeat, ELEVEN, questions that I asked of you, LOL!!!! Not surprising, but here, let me help you out and repeat my questions, because SURELY you're not tucking tail and dodging them, I mean, with all your superior intellect and all, right cutie? :)

1. Independents are only those that lack the balls to go the distance and call themselves what they really are, a LIBERAL. Why does that word frighten you so?

2. Funny that you're fixated on the GOP so much. Why are you so invested in them?

3. Why can't you prop up your failing President instead of focusing on the latest GOP propaganda that you find on hate sites like the HuffingtonPost and DailyKos?

4. Please, tell me who all these "rightwing radicals" are that seem to agree with you 100% You keep making this claim, but yet you haven't provided a single name?

5. And if the GOP is so right wing why did they nominate a candidate that was just barely to the right of Obama?

6. Now please CJ, enlighten us with your wisdom and explain to us why the Messiah lied to us and why unemployment continues to rise even though the Messiah has gotten his way from day one in office?

7. Why are we losing jobs at a record speed?

8. Why are American car workers and dealers having to sit back and watch foreign nations taking their jobs and dealerships?

9. Why are more people seeking unemployment than they ever have before?

10. Did you happen to notice the wide spread of liberal rejection in Europe last week?

11. LOL, who is welcoming Obama on foreign soils that didn't welcome Bush?

I even tried spacing them out for you to avoid any confusion. I'll give you the benefit of a doubt and assume you just weren't wearing your glasses, right kitten? :)

Besides, surely you wouldn't use liberal selective reading skills since you're no match for little 'ol me?? LOL!!!

Posted at 6:49PM on Jun 10th 2009 by skater hater

60. Honestly im deployed to iraq right now and was at a live colbert show you ever think that maybe Obama was just trying to make the troops laugh and enjoy a moment when we not at war over here. People make me sick some times.

Posted at 9:51PM on Jun 10th 2009 by goblue

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