Megan Fox desperately wants to buy some weed -- but only if she can get it legally.
In a seriously blunt conversation with GQ, the 23-year-old swore that if the U.S. Gub'ment legalized the sticky stuff, she'd be the "first person in line to buy a pack of joints."
Fox then added, "I can't tell you how much bulls**t I've been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed."
"People look at it like it's this crazy, hippy, f**ked up thing to do. And it's not. I hope they legalize it."
Fox then grabbed a bongo, some Funyuns and a hacky sack and took off for the nearest drum circle.