Alba's Shark Attack Victim -- She Owes Me a Bite

The guy who was defaced during Jessica Alba's Oklahoma City tagging spree wants payback -- and he wants it in the form of a hot midday meal.

Jessica Alba

Elvin Mack -- who's actually on the United Way billboard Jessica allegedly ruined -- told us:

"I'm really hurt that she chose me to defame on a charitable organization billboard, she obviously doesn't know what United Way is ... a public apology and some lunch would be nice since she's in our state shooting a movie!"

Meanwhile, investigators in OKC wanna have a chat with Alba over the sticky situation.



Tags: billboard, deface, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, shark, united way, UnitedWay

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16. Nuke Oklahoma now while we have the chance. We'd be killing two birds with one stone.

Posted at 5:58AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Larry Ganka

17. She is a star! They just slap her wrist & maybe make her do a commercial, that she does not have her heart in.

Posted at 6:25AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Shadowwolf

18. Comment #13 fails for citing WIKIPEDIA as a credible source.

And, Alba fails for sticking a poster of a great WHITE shark on the only BLACK person on the Live United campaign.

She might as well have put a burning cross up there.

Posted at 8:16AM on Jun 10th 2009 by lollercopter

19. Gloria Pace King anybody?

Posted at 8:25AM on Jun 10th 2009 by savethelandlockedsharks.org

20. I hope that she takes him to lunch........I hope he orders some seafood.....shark tastes great!

I'd rather hear that Jessica Alba is going to PAY for the damages, clean up and replacement of everything that she damaged.

I think that she should do a good chunk of the clean-up herself!

Posted at 8:46AM on Jun 10th 2009 by doublelattehaze

21. Jessica Alba is hot, but an absolute moron. She needs to show her ass like Heidi and everything will be fine.

Posted at 8:47AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Upchuck21

22. It'll be really nice if Alba gets some jail time, but I'd be happy just to see her slapped with 50 hours of community service -- maybe cleaning public toilets in local parks or picking up garbage at the side of the interstate.

Posted at 9:05AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Sencho

23. WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!! now he looks dumber then she does!

Posted at 9:33AM on Jun 10th 2009 by jo

24. she should be ashamed of herself. who does sh think she is. just because she has been in a couple of movies(cant name one). she thinks she can get away with defacing public property and get away with it. also, dont tell us what to think. thats the problem with hollywood. they think we want to know their opinion. we dont. they should stick to their jobs and leave the soapbox to the politicians.

Posted at 9:52AM on Jun 10th 2009 by livid reader

25. What she did was not to bright but F#CKN WOW on these assinine comments!!! Why don't we just hang her! Nobody here is that upset over this BUL@SH#T, ITS JUST A MOB MENTALITY! As@h@les! I have never seen anything she has been in so I have no reason to like or dislike her, like most here. I don't think I have ever seen such hateful, STUPID comments on this site before. Just look at # 18 Lollercopter!!!!!!!! Sh@thead!!!!! GET THE F OVER IT! She probably did not even look at the poster she was defacing (first stupid mistake), and I am sure she is NOT AGAINST THE UNITED WAY! BEYOND STUPID!!!

Posted at 9:53AM on Jun 10th 2009 by LTB

26. How insanely hard up is TMZ for actual news? This is an exclusive? You people are idiots.

Posted at 8:44PM on Jun 20th 2009 by u people are idiots

27. i'm sure he didn't mean lunch with her.

Posted at 9:59AM on Jun 10th 2009 by elle

28. Oh, get over it people!!! If it was her that put the posters up, and was some unknown person, no one would think twice about it. But because it was a celebrity, everyone is raising a stink and getting mad and wanting her charged? Come on, it was a d*mn billboard, not some national monument!!

GET A LIFE!!!

Posted at 10:36AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Whatever

29. I think she needs to make it right and pay for the billboard repair. Vandalism is vandalism no matter who you are. It's not cool that we welcome her in our state, and she does this. Boo on Jessica Alba!

Posted at 10:18AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Jamie

30. Defacing other people's property without permission is just plain wrong. Duh. There are many, many better ways to get your message across. This was just a dumb ploy, not well thought out at all, to get some cheap attention for herself. I fail to see how she helped sharks in any real way.

Posted at 10:24AM on Jun 10th 2009 by BSweet

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