Alba's Shark Attack Victim -- She Owes Me a Bite

The guy who was defaced during Jessica Alba's Oklahoma City tagging spree wants payback -- and he wants it in the form of a hot midday meal.

Jessica Alba

Elvin Mack -- who's actually on the United Way billboard Jessica allegedly ruined -- told us:

"I'm really hurt that she chose me to defame on a charitable organization billboard, she obviously doesn't know what United Way is ... a public apology and some lunch would be nice since she's in our state shooting a movie!"

Meanwhile, investigators in OKC wanna have a chat with Alba over the sticky situation.



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31. I don't really see how she's "defacing" the billboard. if anything, she almost looks like she's supporting UW. either way - WHO CARES?! Jessica Alba doesn't need to be wasting her time buying lunch for someone that's trying to use her for publicity.

Posted at 10:35AM on Jun 10th 2009 by rayr627

32. Take it up with Obama, douchebag.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jun 10th 2009 by victorpark

33. #25 & #26 maybe you should go and see all the pictures of her gluing these posters to OKC property and then smiling in victory over what she did. OKC is a beautiful place and there has been alot of work done to make it that way. She broke alot of city ordinances and what she did and to defame another charitable orgainizations ad to try and bring awareness of her cause was just plain tacky. I think she is the one trying to get attention for her cause, and the guy is just trying to make light of the situation. I think she should be fined by the OKC police dept like anyone else would, especially since there is photos of her that her assitant took of her putting the posters up, she should have to pay back the cost to clean up her posters , unlike what the article said it was not just one or two posters it was several and she used a glue that makes it nearly impossible to get off, she should make a public apology to the city of OKC and she should make a large donation to the United Way. There are alot of things to do in OKC with your time instead vandalizing billboards, bridges and utility poles and if she wants to be taken seriously in her support of charitable organizations and bring awareness to a cause she should so in a way that is respectalbe.

Posted at 11:11AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Diane Nicoloff

34. She needs to grow up and do things like take care of your own child. Selfish, immature celebrity...

Posted at 5:34PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Crystal

35. Since he now has a shark on his chest, and wants lunch;
Alba, be afraid. Be very afraid. The shark-man cometh.

Posted at 11:18AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Ralphie the One-Eyed

36. # 16 is right, do we really need Oklahoma?
Let the sharks have it.
Alba is queen of the sharks leading the attack.
Feed on the humans, my loyal shark hoard.
Feed on them all.

Posted at 11:23AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Ralphie the One-Eyed

37. I'm surprised he didn't get a lawyer and say he was defamed and couldn't sleep cuz of all the publicity... you're owner i need a million in reparations. After all, this is America!!!

Posted at 11:27AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Ray

38. #33 Diane Nicoloff - I understand what you are saying (especially since you are from there) but do you REALLY think most of these posters are OUTRAGED for those reasons or simply because they do NOT LIKE HER. I think she has given off a very cold and unapproachable vibe to the public and this is just payback. Which I think went WAY to far. Come on...someone saying the "white shark over the black man was as BAD AS putting a burning cross up there"!!!! I laughed at first thinking they were joking, but I am pretty sure they were serious! INSANE. And all the skank, hoe crap is just nasty. She is a mother. And yes, she SHOULD have been home with her kid (or anywhere else) besides where she was. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when this group was convincing her what a good idea this would be.

Posted at 11:58AM on Jun 10th 2009 by LTB

39. First course: shark fin soup.

Posted at 12:22PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Jim hary

40. Well, Alba's movies haven't been the greatest.... well, when she is the lead. It makes sense she needs something for publicity since all we see is her in photos with her baby nowdays. How is her film career going when she is the lead? Tanked! Just like the sharks!

Posted at 12:31PM on Jun 10th 2009 by peaceout

41. She's an idiot

Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 10th 2009 by BOOP2009

42. The united way is a scam.

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 10th 2009 by aunt flo

43. Yes. Jessica Alba is racist. I'm shocked that she took the time to remove her white sheets when she was posing for these pictures. Clearly, by the location of the poster, she wants sharks to eat the blacks. And, not just any sharks, great WHITE sharks. There are no sharks in Oklahoma. Think about what this means. This means she wants to round up all of the African-Americans, put them on a boat, and on the way back to Africa she's going to throw them overboard and feed them to the sea. This illustrates her opinion that whites should rule over all. What do you think she'll sport next, a Stars 'n Bars tattoo? A skinny black mustache? Das Vierte Reich ist kommen.

Posted at 1:20PM on Jun 10th 2009 by lollercopter

44. Wow there is some really rude stuff on here. I live in OKC and I am a little shocked that someone would say to nuke it. I guess I dont really get where that would come from. I do agree that this really is turhing into a bigger deal that it should. But I will say that no matter what city it is that you shouldnt vandalize it regardless of who you are. We should be proud of where we live and try to make it better. Honestly, I dont think that she meant to offend anyone at the United Way - I just think the sign was located where she thought her poster would make the best impact. Also she used some glue that is not coming off and that is why people here are upset. She put the posters around our downtown that we have spent millions of dollars updating and making nice and now there could potentially be permanent damage. I'm sure that guy isnt trying to use her for publicity. Sometimes when you are interviewed and you arent used to that kind of thing you say something stupic and I am sure that is what happened here. I really didnt realize how mean people can be to people/places they know nothing about. Wow.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Liz1972

45. Looking at that poster I thought he was wearing a T-shirt with a shark on it.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jun 10th 2009 by It's time to calm down

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