Alba's Shark Attack Victim -- She Owes Me a Bite

The guy who was defaced during Jessica Alba's Oklahoma City tagging spree wants payback -- and he wants it in the form of a hot midday meal.

Jessica Alba

Elvin Mack -- who's actually on the United Way billboard Jessica allegedly ruined -- told us:

"I'm really hurt that she chose me to defame on a charitable organization billboard, she obviously doesn't know what United Way is ... a public apology and some lunch would be nice since she's in our state shooting a movie!"

Meanwhile, investigators in OKC wanna have a chat with Alba over the sticky situation.



Tags: billboard, deface, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, shark, united way, UnitedWay

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46. At first, looking at that billboard I thougth that guy was wearing a T-shirt with a shark on it....
United Way should be thankful to Jessica that it was a target for this action: now people know what it is. Publicity for everybody. Win-win

Posted at 5:49PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Did you ever hear of United Way before?

47. LOL, Good for you EJ. The guy in the picture is a friend of ours and he spends a lot of time helping people and different organizations. He is in no way looking for any fame out of this.
Hello EJ from Jessica and Mike!!!

Posted at 9:02AM on Jun 11th 2009 by OU FANS

48. Now she needs to go to the local grocery store and "FREE" the lobsters.

Posted at 7:24PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Martina

49. Isn't this a win-win for everyone? United Way even admitted this was great publicity for them and it couldn't have better timed. Also, Alba is a babe and gets to promote herself, her Oklahoma movie and her animal cause. There is no such thing as bad publicity, at least not here. And was there really any connection with sharks and United Way? I don't think so. It just happened to be the lucky billboard that got the Alba treatment. Who's complaining?

Posted at 7:21PM on Jun 10th 2009 by win win

50. If it was anyone that was not a celebrity they'd be in custody. But because shes famous shes not been arrested yet?! Its not like shes hard to find. I live in Oklahoma City and she was filming a scene today at Cattlemans restaurant! Here's an idea, if its against the law what she did then arrest her!

And this dude is full of it. I mean really, she put a picture of a shark over his torso. Get over it. She didn't give him a unibrow or put devil horns on him. He just wants his 15 minutes.

Posted at 8:06PM on Jun 10th 2009 by S

51. So they had a thing on the news about her defacing property and they want us Oklahomans to pay for it. Well i say send her the damn bill. She has more than enough money and she has no right. If she wants to save the damn sharks then go to where there is a damn ocean...not somewhere in the middle of the U.S. Is she really that stupid?!?

Posted at 10:23PM on Jun 10th 2009 by Tiffany_oklahoma girl

52. eww screw the sharks i hate those things and they deserve to be extinct... now onto the united way thing, thats a dumb move to deface a billboard for an prganization that does so much for people

Posted at 10:24PM on Jun 11th 2009 by allissa Rhodes

53. If this dim-wit had a brain she'd be dangerous!

Posted at 3:08AM on Jun 11th 2009 by they are all going to laugh at you

54. Hey TMZ, where's your story about Casey Affleck flipping out at Starbucks in OKC and throwing his drink everywhere because hee didn't believe the guy actually made it with soy milk? He had to be escorted out! Who do these celebrities think they are coming to our city and acting like 5 year olds? What next, is Kate Hudson going to sleep with all our men too?

Posted at 8:13AM on Jun 11th 2009 by o2bme

55. After working at more than one workplace where the price for not "voluntarily contributing" to United Way was to be fired, I say thank you Jessica Alba. I have always thought any organization that would go to the length that that one does to get money from people that have so little money in the first place could not be up and above board. Of course they proved me right with their scandal a few years back.

Posted at 9:37PM on Jun 11th 2009 by tasha

56. i always knew she is as dumb as she looks.

Posted at 11:37PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Ann

57. so the dumb fool picks SHARKS to defend, out of ALL the possibilities out there.. And she lives near the ocean and some day her kid might go swimming or surfing there. Way to go Alba, your little puke-face and no-talent personality are REALLY getting some attention here.

Posted at 11:37PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Ann

58. Oh give the girl a break, Iam quite sure she is feeling bad about what she did to my son billboard. My son is a good person and he could care less weather he has lunch with her, so come on son , I will buy you a shark steak. YOUR MOM

Posted at 10:23AM on Jun 12th 2009 by lindamack44@cox.net

59. Its sad that such a beautiful women is so concerned about sharks. She sould go swimming down under. Stick to movies HONEY and shut up.

Posted at 9:34AM on Aug 2nd 2009 by dee5759

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