Bend It Like Ballack

31. They should have a Ballack/Matt Damon "We're just sayin" headline on here. No? Lol.

Posted at 10:27AM on Jun 11th 2009 by E.

32. i married a soccer player and he had a body like that!!!! now 22 years later his body looks more like....um....oh jack nicholson comes to mind....oh sweet memories

Posted at 10:29AM on Jun 11th 2009 by kay-kay

33. 1. Nobody in America gives a shi* about soccer or the players. The only people who made a big deal about becks were/are the gay blog operators. 99.9% of Americans couldn't give a shi*.

Posted at 2:08AM on Jun 11th 2009 by The Truth


Excuse me! I must remember you that AMERICA (the real Anerica, the Continent) has a lot of countries and in all of them people give a lot for FOOTBALL (which is the ORIGINAL NAME for the game, not soccer as you U.S.A. people say). It means that a 99% of the AMERICAN PEOPLE understand, enjoy and give a lot for football. Just take a Map and try to count how many countries there are in America.

By the way....who do you can call football to a sport that uses the hands the 99% of the time? It is not logical.

Posted at 10:43AM on Jun 11th 2009 by real football fan (or as U.S.A. people say..."soccer")

34. Oh, yeah, real hot. And those black nips and swinger bling just finish the whole thing off nicely. Yuck.

Posted at 11:21AM on Jun 11th 2009 by R.Zimmerman

35. Actually I just looked at pictures of him and without his shades he kind of looks like Brad Pitt.

Posted at 12:36PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Angry looking men

36. I know you don't think that albino is worthy of a Becks comparison. Puhleeze!!

Posted at 12:07PM on Jun 11th 2009 by JaneSays

37. Oh yeah. He's HOT :)

Posted at 12:28PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Adrianna

38. He's hot.

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 11th 2009 by SoCal

39. I'd pound him!!!!

Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 11th 2009 by BallackFan

40. And, in addition to looking hot (seriously girls, get a life) he's actually a fantastic midfielder. Oh, and p.s, to the loser who calls himself "The Truth" - don't try to speak for all of America. There are a hell of a lot more soccer fans than you'd think - even in your own country. Anyhoo, thanks TMZ for giving a shout out to the best footballer out of Germany, and certainly one of the best in Europe! Catch him in the FIFA - it'll be awesome!

Posted at 12:03AM on Jun 12th 2009 by FrauB

41. He needs a tan !!!!

Posted at 12:52PM on Jun 16th 2009 by bella colter

42. Hes hoT

Posted at 4:58AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Joshna

43. He is smokin!!!

Posted at 9:05AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Whatever

44. okay wow they finally decided to notice someone else other than cristiano ronaldo. seriously this took forever.

Posted at 12:22PM on Jun 12th 2009 by sqalliaj