Kaboom! Billy Mays Sells Out ... NYC
The world's loudest salesman Billy Mays is always on the clock -- and yesterday outside The London Hotel in NYC, he was trying to pitch everyone outside on the "Best French restaurant here in town!"
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. Iam Smartman Go Back To Iran
Posted at 1:45PM on Jun 11th 2009 by OhWell
17. 13. Okay, okay fine. I'm fat. Are y'all happy now? I've tried and tried. Jenny Craig refused me. Nurti System told me to take a hike. Valerie Bertanelli laughted in my face. It's just pitiful self loathing.
I really do love this country. No one else would have me.
Posted at 1:42PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Iam Smartman
FAT ALERT! FAT ALERT! THIS IS A FRAUDULANT POST... NOT ME... I AM A BEAUTIFUL, NONFAT HUMAN BEING WHO CAN READ ENGLISH... PLEASE IGNORE THESE OTHER DISEASED REMARKS FROM FAT PERSON WHO AIN'T GOT NO SCHOOLIN' IN THE UNITED STEAKS OF AMERICAN'T!!!!!!
Posted at 1:45PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Iam Smartman
18. Dear I am Smartman- You are generalizing an entire nation of people by saying ":americans are fat and stupud.' You are the one who is a stupid jerk. I am an ex aeroblc instructor, and a trained dancer. there are plenty of people such as myself in this country who think like myself, I do not frequent fast food reataurants but frequesnt health food stores. There is a huge health food movement in this country of which you are obviously unaware. and the majority of the people in this country do NOT worship celebrites. Other counties have their tabloids and celebrity worship, also. you are not a smart man. you are a smart ass. Get some sense and do not make a generalization and insult by saying "Americans" are all like what you say. With your attitude , I bet you hardly have a friend in the world. The only thing i agree with you on is Americas ossession with stick thin models. i agree that is not a healthy thing at all, and not representative most of the people of the WORLD, not just the USA.
Posted at 1:50PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Jean
19. You have to admit, Billy's voice immediately get's your attention. It's always the same tone as "get out, there's a fire." That's why he's so popular. You can't help but listen to the urgency in this voice.
Posted at 1:50PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Double Standard
20. Iam Smartman: If you think you can spew your hatred of your country and not be called on it, you are sadly mistaken. It was a pleasure assuming your identity and hounding you thread to thread. We all have friends and family who have served in the war while people like you make fun of this country.
I have an appointment in an hour or I would have continued driving you crazy as you tried to distinguish between us to others.
By the way, I have a college degree and I'm not fat.
Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Uncle Sam's Niece
21. 18. Dear I am Smartman- You are generalizing an entire nation of people by saying ":americans are fat and stupud.' You are the one who is a stupid jerk. I am an ex aeroblc instructor, and a trained dancer. there are plenty of people such as myself in this country who think like myself, I do not frequent fast food reataurants but frequesnt health food stores. There is a huge health food movement in this country of which you are obviously unaware. and the majority of the people in this country do NOT worship celebrites. Other counties have their tabloids and celebrity worship, also. you are not a smart man. you are a smart ass. Get some sense and do not make a generalization and insult by saying "Americans" are all like what you say. With your attitude , I bet you hardly have a friend in the world. The only thing i agree with you on is Americas ossession with stick thin models. i agree that is not a healthy thing at all, and not representative most of the people of the WORLD, not just the USA.
Posted at 1:50PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Jean
Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Iam Smartman
22. 19. Iam Smartman: If you think you can spew your hatred of your country and not be called on it, you are sadly mistaken. It was a pleasure assuming your identity and hounding you thread to thread. We all have friends and family who have served in the war while people like you make fun of this country.
I have an appointment in an hour or I would have continued driving you crazy as you tried to distinguish between us to others.
By the way, I have a college degree and I'm not fat.
Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Uncle Sam's Niece
YOU DID NOT DRIVE ME CARZY! NO! NO! YOU DIDN'T. COME BACK ANYTIME. I KNOW YOUR "APPOINTMENT" IS WITH JACK-IN-THE-BOX... YOU GONNA EAT LOTSA JUNK FOOD THEN COMEBACK AND SLOBER MORE FATRED ON US. YOU OBVIOUSL DUMB AND NO EDUMACATED... WE SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES!
BON APETIT!
Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Iam Smartman
23. I was so driving you crazy, or "carzy" as you say.
My appointment is with the dentist. Might want try it one day.
Have to go. Have a good life anyway.
Posted at 2:04PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Uncle Sam's Niece to Iam Smartman
24. Dear I am Smartman- You are generalizing an entire nation of people by saying ":americans are fat and stupud.' You are the one who is a stupid jerk. I am an ex aeroblc instructor, and a trained dancer. there are plenty of people such as myself in this country who think like myself, I do not frequent fast food reataurants but frequesnt health food stores. There is a huge health food movement in this country of which you are obviously unaware. and the majority of the people in this country do NOT worship celebrites. Other counties have their tabloids and celebrity worship, also. you are not a smart man. you are a smart ass. Get some sense and do not make a generalization and insult by saying "Americans" are all like what you say. With your attitude , I bet you hardly have a friend in the world. The only thing i agree with you on is Americas ossession with stick thin models. i agree that is not a healthy thing at all, and not representative most of the people of the WORLD, not just the USA.
DEAR, JEAN... YOUR POST WAS VERY SENSIBLE INDEED. OF COURSE I AM AWARE THAT NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE UNFIT AND ILLITERATE... YOU ARE ONE EXAMPLE OF A PERSON WHO GETS IT. YOU COMPREHEND THE NECESSITY OF STAYING FIT, NOT ONLY FOR THE RERWARD OF LONGEVITY, BUT ALSO THE BENEFIITS OF A MORE ALERT CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM. PROPER DIET LEADS TO PREVENTION OF DISEASE AND PROMOTION OF AN ALERT MENTAL FUNCTIONALITY.
KUDOS TO YOU FOR AVOIDING THE PITFALLS OF MASS ADVERTISING AND PROFITEERING EXCESS WHICH LEADS MOST AMERICANS DOWN THE GARDEN PATH TO DEATH AND DESTRUCTION THROUGH OVER-EATING AND LETHARGY.
I HOPE IT'S NOT TO LATE FOR THE UNITED STEAKS OF AMERICA TO FOLLOW YOUR LEAD, JEAN, TO A MORE HEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND A GREATER UNDERSTANDING OF LIFE'S MAGIC THROUGH NUTRITION.
GOOD LUCK AND TAKE CARE.
IAM SMARTMAN.
Posted at 2:06PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Iam Smartman
25. I was so driving you crazy, or "carzy" as you typed. The all caps rants were fun to read.
My appointment is with the dentist. A good idea for everyone.
Have a good life anyway.
Posted at 2:06PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Uncle Sam\\\'s Niece to Iam Smartman
26. Smartman howls about how horrid Americans are, and about how much time they waste sitting on their asses....yet, he's got nothing better to do that sit on TMZ and make numerous disparaging comments. LMAO!
Get a life, loser.
As for Billy...he's an annoying parasite...kinda like "Smartman".
Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 11th 2009 by NotAmused
27. So called "Smartman": You are probably the fattest idiot on here. Shut up and go eat another Domino's pizza. Top it off with a half gallon of Breyer's and then down a bottle of Mountain Dew! You aren't fooling anyone.
Posted at 2:36PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Jamie
28. So called "Smartman": You are probably the fattest idiot on here. Shut up and go eat another Domino's pizza. Top it off with a half gallon of Breyer's and then down a bottle of Mountain Dew! You aren't fooling anyone.
Posted at 2:36PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Jamie
Ho, Ho, Ho... very funny. You smart biy, uh... you in closet now with tube steak... getting ready for kung fu momant... oakey, dokey. sayanara!
Posted at 2:55PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Iam Smartman
29. 27. I was so driving you crazy, or "carzy" as you typed. The all caps rants were fun to read.
My appointment is with the dentist. A good idea for everyone.
Have a good life anyway.
Posted at 2:06PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Uncle Sam\\\'s Niece to Iam Smartman
You weren't really... the hardest part is pretending to be a little poster fink and answering all the hate posts... it's a fun little writing workout tho... hope the Dentist is gentle.... take care....
Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 11th 2009 by Iam Smartman
30. I want to see Billy Mays and Vince the ShamWow guy in a total smack-down cage match! The winner takes on Iam Smartman. LOL
Posted at 3:18PM on Jun 11th 2009 by OooooNooo!
