Artie Lange -- Equal Opportunity Fornicator
Artie Lange on ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean: "If she was a Nazi I'd bang her ... and I love the Jews!"
Artie Lange on ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean: "If she was a Nazi I'd bang her ... and I love the Jews!"
1. He is one funny American. I do love Artie!
Posted at 12:50PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Iam Smartman
2. I'm still upset about what I said about Stephen Baldwin.
Posted at 12:52PM on Jun 12th 2009 by office crew
3. bang her? How rude....Can you say low class fat a@@
Posted at 12:55PM on Jun 12th 2009 by cautious
4. Would bam artless BUT DJ MC tomato nose poopie face
Posted at 12:56PM on Jun 12th 2009 by NO one
5. As much as the Socialist Nazis at TMZ love to bash Sarah Palin any chance they get, I can't imagine why on EARTH they've completely ignored her current situation, I mean, it's ALL over the news. Now why would TMZ ignore this most recent story that EVERYONE else is covering? I wonder....
Oh wait, I got it, because reporting it would have to expose Liberal David Letterman as an angry, nasty, perverted old man who everyone agrees did more than just cross the line.
Way to protect your own TMZ, but don't think we don't notice :)
Posted at 1:05PM on Jun 12th 2009 by wutwhat
6. Can't believe Artie Lange gets treated like he's a celebrity. He has so little talent.
Posted at 1:01PM on Jun 12th 2009 by R.T. Sucks
7. I WOULD NOT BANG THIS GUY IF HE PAID ME.....I WOULDNT EVEN FIST HIM....
SOME KIND OF UGLY GRIZZLY BEAR THATS A NO TALENT WITH STUPID JOKES!!!
Posted at 1:17PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Misfisty
8. "wutwhat" is one the the most intelligent people on this board. You hate TMZ soooooooooooooooo much that you come to the TMZ board to complain about TMZ.
You must be a Mensa member.
Turn off the TMZ and get a life.
Posted at 1:17PM on Jun 12th 2009 by habitat
9. Such a classy gent.....
Posted at 1:17PM on Jun 12th 2009 by TK
10. Is this the gut that took "MORALITY LESSONS" from Howard Stern????? It seems that if you know Howard or are close to him in any way you are tainted with his DEGENERATE, DECADENT, FILTHY, SEWER LIKE MORALITY , like it or not!!!
Posted at 1:37PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Raffaele Zuccaro
11. God, this guy is such a low class loser. Say what you want about Howard Stern (I'll probably agree), he's somewhat intelligent. This guy is not!
Posted at 1:44PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Sandra D
12. TMZ posters are low IQ, talentless, lemming hacks. - Sincerely, Artie Lange
Posted at 1:45PM on Jun 12th 2009 by JokeManMartling
13. Charming fellow that Artie.
Posted at 1:45PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Tyrone Jefferson
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Posted at 1:54PM on Jun 12th 2009 by jerry
15. I would greek her in the ass.....Hallelujah!
Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 12th 2009 by The Unknown Author