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Artie Lange -- Equal Opportunity Fornicator

6/12/2009 2:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Artie Lange on ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean: "If she was a Nazi I'd bang her ... and I love the Jews!"



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First whores!    

He is one funny American. I do love Artie!

1869 days ago
2.

Wow    

I'm still upset about what I said about Stephen Baldwin.

1869 days ago
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just saying    

bang her? How rude....Can you say low class fat a@@

1869 days ago
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PEPSI Generation    

Would bam artless BUT DJ MC tomato nose poopie face

1869 days ago
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SocialistCowardicePigs    

As much as the Socialist Nazis at TMZ love to bash Sarah Palin any chance they get, I can't imagine why on EARTH they've completely ignored her current situation, I mean, it's ALL over the news. Now why would TMZ ignore this most recent story that EVERYONE else is covering? I wonder....

Oh wait, I got it, because reporting it would have to expose Liberal David Letterman as an angry, nasty, perverted old man who everyone agrees did more than just cross the line.

Way to protect your own TMZ, but don't think we don't notice :)

1869 days ago
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D. Tektive    

Can't believe Artie Lange gets treated like he's a celebrity. He has so little talent.

1869 days ago
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FiBiker    

I WOULD NOT BANG THIS GUY IF HE PAID ME.....I WOULDNT EVEN FIST HIM....

SOME KIND OF UGLY GRIZZLY BEAR THATS A NO TALENT WITH STUPID JOKES!!!

1869 days ago
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First whores!    

"wutwhat" is one the the most intelligent people on this board. You hate TMZ soooooooooooooooo much that you come to the TMZ board to complain about TMZ.
You must be a Mensa member.
Turn off the TMZ and get a life.

1869 days ago
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twogolfcats    

Is this the gut that took "MORALITY LESSONS" from Howard Stern????? It seems that if you know Howard or are close to him in any way you are tainted with his DEGENERATE, DECADENT, FILTHY, SEWER LIKE MORALITY , like it or not!!!

1869 days ago
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Yolanda Nixon    

Charming fellow that Artie.

1869 days ago
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jerry    

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1869 days ago
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Here 4 Beer    

I would greek her in the ass.....Hallelujah!

1869 days ago
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superchunk    

Artie got clean and sober and is not funny at all anymore. His biggest fear came true!

1869 days ago
14.

donn    

this dude looks like my asshair

-prob smells like it 2

1869 days ago
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hahahahahha!!!!!    

"Fox News host Neil Cavuto asked Farrell, who is Christian, on his show today:

"[Prejean] went out and said that a marriage is between a man and a woman. Do you share that view?"

Farrell responded in the affirmative with a simple, "Uh huh."

"You do, OK," said Cavuto."

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! So even the new Miss California don't want butt pirates and carpet munchers to marry!?!?!?!?!?! Karma has come back full swing and bitten the Nazi liberal bullies yet again!!!! Too f'n funny!!!!

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