Bangin' Beauty Queen Bod-Off

61. 46. I don't have a clue who Claudia Jordan is, nor do I care.

This is my idea of a woman:

Nothing fake. No whitened teeth, dyed hair, boob implants or liposuction.

I don' care what her weight is. She must be chaste, kind, gentle and no tattoos. She must not swear - at all. She must genuinely want children AFTER getting married. I won't marry a woman with children - too much baggage, too many problems.

She must be educated and have a job, and be willing to work for 3 years helping me provide for a nest egg and a down payment to buy a house, and help pay bills, and to keep working until we both decided to have children together - no 'ooops' babies. There's no such thing as an ooops baby,
We'll also discuss and agree together how many children we will have and by how many years to space between them.

She'll be a stay at home mom and raise our children. No nannies or daycare. When the children are in high school she will then return to work and help pay for college, mortgage retirement and old age retirement.

She will not smoke or use illegal drugs. If she does drink, it will be very little along the lines of once or twice a month and no more.

She will acknowledge the husband is the head of the home and the family as God instituted marriage, and she will be a Christian attending Church honoring God, Christ, the husband and our children in that order and she will teach respect for elders, those in authority and respect for me as the head of the family as God instituted it.

And any female (notice I didn't say 'woman') who disagrees isn't worth my time, and will only bring on a string of broken relationships in her own sorry life.

Posted at 4:14PM on Jun 12th 2009 by My 2 cents
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LOL...let me guess, you are a single 40something balding man with a healthy beer belly who works a blue collar job...and spend your Saturday nights with a blow up doll?? am I close? your post made me laugh SO HARD thank you :-)

Posted at 4:54PM on Jun 12th 2009 by CARRIE IS MRS. ED.

62. 56. Would someone advise (YOU KNOW WHO) this is the 21st century. The Stepford Wives was just an IDEA.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Wow
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LOL! Agreed, I'd rather be single for the rest of my life!

Posted at 5:00PM on Jun 12th 2009 by justanotherfemale

63. I think Jordan got some nasty bunion toes!

Posted at 4:59PM on Jun 12th 2009 by R.J. Johnson

64. Claudia's beautiful. Carrie is nice looking too but everything about her is fake. She's like a blown up barbie doll. I don't know why men go for superficial women. I don't think there's much sensation in those fake boobs and the women usually like guys to look but don't touch, if you know what I mean. Real beauty is on the inside.

Posted at 5:04PM on Jun 12th 2009 by pretty one

65. #67 Either YOU KNOW WHO is OCD, anal, or attends one of those snake handlers church.

Posted at 5:06PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Wow

66. Claudia looks amazing! Natural breasts are great with the banging abs!!! Carrie is just a bimbo.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Amanda

67. okay i had to say something why does on every thread some1 has to say something ignorant and racist, why do u cowards even bother posting such crap, black woman are ugly? really? well please tell that to beyonce, rihanna, gabrielle union,kerry washington, tyra banks,meagan goode, lauren london, janet jackson, halle berry, and thats just a few of the beautiful black woman in this world, the prettiest ones are not even famous, there reg ppl like you and me, just because u feel that way doesnt mean every1 else does, so please speak for self and not every other person in the world a*shole. and by the way i see alot of non blk men with blk woman so i guess thats proves ur theory wrong!!!

Posted at 5:24PM on Jun 12th 2009 by prettynpink009

68. My 2 Cents,

You forgot clubbing your woman out in order for her to get her to do her "wifely duties", cause that's what it would take. Seriously, dude, you're a dinosaur and the perfect example of why they're extinct.

P.S. I'm thinking there's a fair mix of naionalities in this debate and yet Claudia's winning by a LANDSLIDE!

SUCK IT RACE HATERS!!!

Posted at 5:42PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Dude who doesn't need to prove his manhood by degrading others

69. 55. 'STFU, you raging moron.

Posted at 4:27PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Penny'

So you've only proven my points for me. Thank you. Take a bow. You've shown yourself uneducated, boorish and about as inspirational as swine manure. You'll make a good mattress for a dozen or two men, have umpteen children out of wedlock and nothing to show for your life's achievements by the time you reach 50.

Congratulations on being a zero.

Posted at 4:32PM on Jun 12th 2009 by My 2 cents

Obviously you will never get a woman. Good luck to you and your hand.

Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Rae

70. Hmmm....

Fakey fake Carrie with her fakey fake tan-for-color and her her fakey fake hoots and her fakey fake peroxide hair versus real deal Claudia...

Hmmm....

Quite the dilemna....

Posted at 5:49PM on Jun 12th 2009 by I'm so Confused!

71. Claudia all damn day!

Posted at 5:52PM on Jun 12th 2009 by The Unknown Author

72. Since most TMZ staffers are in fact gay, the results of this poll are obviously fixed.
Claudia Jordan isn't that hot and has probably been banged by half the guys in the NBA.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jun 12th 2009 by newname

73. Who cares? The public debate over Carrie has gone on for far too long. The issue was never over freedom of speech, but rather freedom of stupidity.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Tieg

74. Carrie all the way!! I don't care if they're fake, I'm a sucker for blondes.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jun 12th 2009 by 5THBEATLE

75. Politics aside, Claudia looks healthier and Carrie also looks a little distant and her boobs aren't even trying to be real.

Posted at 8:15PM on Jun 12th 2009 by John