Cristiano Ronaldo -- The Morning After

16. LA sucks with all their gay child porn SOCKer players on stand BI

Posted at 10:46AM on Jun 12th 2009 by HOCK her sock HER robots

17. That's a fast rebound. Even for Paris. Too skanky after a long relationship.

Posted at 10:46AM on Jun 12th 2009 by jimminy

18. Posted at 10:26AM on Jun 12th 2009 by A Patriot 2

Could you pick a more gay username? Seriously gay.

Posted at 10:31AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Iam Smartman

HAHAHA! wow, you really put me in my place, retard. i feel verbally violated. "IAM SMARTMAN" sounds like a name a foreigner would use who is just learning the english language. as i said, get a life besides sitting behind the computer, put the greasy egg mcmuffin down, and maybe your fat bitch ass could get out and get an education so you can think of a more interesting statement besides "american are fat". the more you post, the more you prove my point, fat ass.

Posted at 10:53AM on Jun 12th 2009 by A Patriot 2

19. Sex with Paris. Contract STD. Pass it on to his "boys" at the pool.

Posted at 10:53AM on Jun 12th 2009 by jillianreynoldslazyeye

20. As if getting into Paris is a challenge? Girlfriend is spreading her skinny legs for any kind of stick. I agree with the poster who said she is a joke. What a waste of space. I think all that product she uses on her head is seeping in and causing damage.

Oh, and to the very hostile poster: #5 A Patriot 2: DUDE, who need to chilllllll, its Friday, why so mean? Not only that, you must also be gifted, to be able to figure alllll that out by the person posting one single sentence?! And to make allll those assumptions about their life by one single sentence. man, your're good I gues. Dr Phil jr? Maybe?

Now...go take a nap and get your meds in you, the old ones must be wearing out. Geeezzzzz.

Posted at 10:56AM on Jun 12th 2009 by we'll have to let it slide...

21. #16 daktronical - Just as I stated,..."Stupid Middle-class" idiots..can't read a map.....Last time I checked, Brazilians speak Portuguese - and consequently usually either are from there or related....
Go Back to Walmart, they need you in Check-out !!!!!!! Clean-up on Isle #3

Posted at 10:59AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Kevy Kev

22. Cristiano Ronaldo USED to be my favorite soccer player after hearing he was swapping bodily fluids with Parris Hilton. Lost ALL the respect I had for him, hope he has good health insurance. I take it back, I hope he doesn't cuz he deserves catching something and hope his wang falls off. I dont know why he would want to hit that, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!!!

Posted at 11:10AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Frank Rizzo

23. Posted at 10:56AM on Jun 12th 2009 by we'll have to let it slide...

that "IAM FOREIGNMAN" retard bashes americans all day long on here yet i am the hostile one? lol, what a bunch of retarded bitches on this board. "dude", you're so chill, cool, and particularly observant, wish i could be half the ass-clown you are. you and "smartman" should hook up...you both sound so smart... tmz posters= ass-clowns at their finest...

Posted at 11:07AM on Jun 12th 2009 by A Patriot 2

24. Nice overbite

Posted at 11:14AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Shaniqua

25. nice overbite ronaldo!!!!

Posted at 11:14AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Shaniqua

26.
He is just plain ugly to me. ICK! What is it with these new stars these days? Most are not attractive. In the hay-day of glamour, those were beautiful people, without plastic.

Posted at 11:11AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Sunnychick

27. NASTY DIRTY EASY HO BAG, GOD THAT GIRL HAS NO SHAME...

Posted at 11:25AM on Jun 12th 2009 by WHO CARES

28. I love C Ronaldo....not only is he a great soccer player, hes also a pimp. Keep up the good work. Whos Next?

Posted at 11:28AM on Jun 12th 2009 by anthony

29. smartman ..please stop the attack... iam european from SPAIN and iam FAT ,all my family are FAT , BUT WE DONT CARE .. NOS GUSTA MUCHO LOS CHORIZOS Y EL QUESO MANCHEGO ,JODER SOMOS GORDOS TAMBIEN Y CALLAIS GILLIPOYAS

Posted at 11:28AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Marr

30. CRISTIANO RONALDO IS PORTUGUESE NOT BRAZILIAN YOU ASSHOLE!!!
this is gross! she's the worst whore ever!!! EWWWW!!!!
she need to show him her ass! omg!.... I HATE THAT DAMN BITCH!!

Posted at 11:28AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Yennifer