Michael Phelps -- Porn To Swim
And the gold medal for the best pornstache goes to...
The new, improved Michael Phelps.
First Phelps steals Mark Spitz's record ... now the guy's stache! Low blow.
Relevant Posts
- Miss California: I Secretly Dated Michael Phelps (11/24/2009) (42 comments)
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. Mustache actually works for him. Makes him look like stupid.
Posted at 6:57PM on Jun 13th 2009 by Thyna
17. #7, most swimmers are lanky, so folks think lanky is hot. Can't say I ever made it up as far as his face so you may be right about him looking like a goofy goon,
#8, those aint love handles honey, thats his butt, that's why I want to see a pic from behind!
Posted at 7:08PM on Jun 13th 2009 by Matt91304
18. He has great, looking face & nice, full lips.
However, no butt & body, with no form!
Posted at 9:09PM on Jun 13th 2009 by Mistress DuPree
19. God I wish he would get his teeth fixed.
Posted at 9:13PM on Jun 13th 2009 by Dee
20. Phelps is a national s h a m e !
Posted at 10:16PM on Jun 13th 2009 by keenriches
21. oh what i would give to be young ,stupid and cunfused again!
Posted at 10:53PM on Jun 13th 2009 by 40 something
22. eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAST!!!!!
Posted at 12:17AM on Jun 14th 2009 by sandy
23. Why is it that the Miss America's can run around acting like lesbian,boozing sluts and this poor kid is wrong for every move he makes?
Posted at 9:12AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Gowen
24. Wow, he looks really BAD. Like B porn movie bad. He was horrible looking before, now he's even worse looking, if that is even humanly possible. He has great abs, though! lol
Posted at 9:28AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Badonkadonk LOL
25. Why is it that the gold medal winners can run around acting like whorish, boozing, bong sucking sluts and the Miss America's are wrong for every move they make?
Posted at 10:13AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Dowen
26. Wholly crap, that pic of Sam Elliott knocked me off my chair. What in the hell happened to him? Dude is seriously freaky looking and most of those guys look terrible, Vince Vaughn.. ick and FUGLY!
Posted at 8:44PM on Jun 14th 2009 by Nair
27. if anything, he has a MOLESTERSTACHE pornstaches are sooo 70's, he looks like a guy who hangs out at playgrounds and asks little girls if they want a piece of candy
Posted at 7:57PM on Jun 14th 2009 by sara taylor
28. Wow. Michael Phelps looks HORRIBLE with a mustache. Seriously he needs to shave that off now! Ewwwww! :/
Posted at 9:15PM on Jun 14th 2009 by katiewaoh17
29. Talk about wearing out your welcome. This jackass was in position to be the darling of the country for the next 4 years easy. Too bad he developed an ego and started thinking he was James Dean. What a complete douchebag. He makes SnoopDog look like he's respectable to women. This clown needed his ass kicked as in yesterday.
Posted at 8:14AM on Jun 15th 2009 by TERDBLOSSOM
30. 14. 7. Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by jen
No, you're not the only one. Just goes to show you what matters in this present day society. Success is America's god. The media creates someone & everyone follows like sheep.
Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by romil4
Thanks you two, I don't have to waste my time typing the same thing.
Posted at 6:53AM on Jun 15th 2009 by just another hollywood douche bag
