Michael Phelps -- Porn To Swim

And the gold medal for the best pornstache goes to...

Phelps
The new, improved Michael Phelps.

First Phelps steals Mark Spitz's record ... now the guy's stache! Low blow.

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31. Will this gay pornstache slow him down in the water?

Posted at 9:57AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Telling It Like It Is

32. He Needs To Cut His Hair & SHAVE!!!!

Posted at 2:56AM on Jun 17th 2009 by J-Lee

33. Michael phelps is gorgeous, ambitious, talented, and the best swimmer this country has ever seen. I would like to see all of his critics accomplish a fraction of what he has in 23 short years. Congratulations, Michael.

Posted at 1:57PM on Jun 27th 2009 by bekstar

34. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast and the other way fassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssster

Posted at 1:04AM on Jul 11th 2009 by king of the pool

35. Porn to Swim? Not funny sicko!

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 14th 2009 by Robear

36. Absolutely NOTHING appealing about him...GRRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSS!

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 14th 2009 by Kim

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